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1. So it’s Sunday morning, and instead of allowing you rest your mother has started her wahala!
2. First, she starts singing praise and worship off key, because she is a professional alarm clock.
3. While you’re still finding your bearings she starts shouting about church.
4. This is her face, when you say you’re not going.
5. This is you, by the time she has finished “advising” you to follow her.
6. When you’re ready and she starts attacking your clothes.
7. Meanwhile, you’ve noticed she’s still not ready oh!
8. Then you go and change and you are all waiting for her like:
9. When she’s ready and then starts acting like you have been wasting her time.
