1. Greet your boss regularly so he/she thinks you have home training.

2. Make friends with the woman that sells yam and egg so your breakfast is assured.

3. Randomly buy your department small chops so they think you’re a champ.

4. Offer to help your colleagues out with difficult work so they are softies when you need help.

5. Buy headphones so when your colleagues start chatting rubbish you can cancel their noise.

6. Find the IT guy and become his bestie so you get preferential treatment if your computer misbehaves.

7. Make an amazing office playlist, that gets everybody grooving.