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1. When NEPA brings light and your neighbors don’t put off the generator.
2. When your tailor says he has sewn your cloth, but you still go to his shop to see with your own eyes.
3. When people stand with the fuel attendant so they can see how the petrol is entering the car.
4. When you tell a kid to go and wear his shoe, and he says he’ll follow you barefoot.
5. When your mum doesn’t let the mallam cut the chicken in the market so they won’t take their own share.
6. When people collect money at the ATM, and start counting it!
7. When you want to make a deposit, and the bank cashier counts it like 100 times!
8. When people now add stew to their jollof.
9. When your boyfriend calls and you tell him you’re with your friend.
10. When you’re buying buka food and you chook your eyes to count the spoons of rice they’re putting.
