1. When they wake up before your mother has to and you now look extra lazy.

What’s doing these ones?

2. When they call your lesson teacher to remind him you have lessons.

Are you people alright?

3. How they run to report you to your mum when you’ve done something wrong.

Tired. Just tired.

4. When your parents are shouting at you, they’re like:

‘God have catch you!’

5. On the day you get you’re school results, you’re like:

These people will not let me rest today!

6. Meanwhile, they’re like:

Winner we don win o!

7. When they remind your mum she was supposed to beat you.

Are you trying to be unfortunate?

8. When you do something better than them, they’re like:

Kuku kill yourself.