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1. When you hear they dropped 300k for only prom.
2. When they’re complaining that their holiday in The Bahamas was boring.
3. Meanwhile, you spent the holidays washing plates in the village.
4. When they say they’re on a budget because they have ‘only’ 30k in their account.
5. When they buy something of N100 with N1000, and they tell the hawker to keep the change.
6. When you go to their house and they treat you like royalty.
7. But you don’t want to go home , so your parents have to come to carry you from their house like:
8. Their reaction when you talk about ‘jumping’ danfo.
9. When they come to your house and your parents start forming nice.
10. When they buy 10k jeans in Yaba, and they tell you it’s cheap.
11. Their reaction when you baff up and wear your ‘designer’ kacks.
12. You, when their parents come to the hostel and start shouting that the room doesn’t have AC.
13. When they buy you plenty clothes from jand.
14. How they react when you ask them about their problems in life.
15. Their reaction when you tell them you’re always broke.
16. When they ask you to come and hang out at one posh restaurant you can’t even pronounce.
