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1. When you hear someone say it’s your turn to cook.
2. When you’re done making a Nigerian meal.
3. How the kitchen looks like a battlefield when you’re done with it.
4. Your mum’s reaction when she eats your food.
5. When you finally discover a Nigerian recipe App.
6. When you’re making the food exactly as you saw it on Youtube, but the food is just not having any sense.
7. You, when you finish making swallow.
8. After all the turning and gyrating, the swallow will now be looking like stone.
9. When you’re using your recipe app to cook and your phone dies.
10. When your mum starts telling all her friends how you don’t know how to cook.
11. When that amebo aunty comes at you with that ‘You must cook for your man so he won’t leave you’ advice.
12. When the food decides to burn itself a second time, so you start thinking of dating a chef.
13. How you pack cartons of Indomie when shopping, because it’s the only thing saving you from yourself.
14. When you finally meet a fine boy, but he says he only can only marry a good cook like his mother, so you have to package like:
15. The pep talk you give yourself when you’re about to cook.
16. When you finally get the food done after much wahala, and someone says it’s not sweet.
17. How your in-laws look at you when you serve them croissants and coffee because you’re not trying to embarrass yourself.
18. When you finally meet a bae who doesn’t mind your cooking skills and people are having headaches about it.
