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1. When you’re with N1000 and you hear the conductor shouting at someone else for giving him N500.
2. When the quiet person beside you suddenly shouts “Praiseeeee daaa Looorddd!!!”
3. How everyone looks at you when you pass your bus stop.
4. When you’re already late for work and the bus decides to break down.
5. When you’re sitting beside the conductor and his armpit is in your face.
6. Some small boys in danfo be like: “Sistah, can I know you beta?’
7. When you forget to collect your N900 change from the conductor.
8. When the driver is bent on driving everyone straight to hell.
9. That rare moment when the conductor forgets to collect his money.
10. When the bus starts making funny sounds on 3rd Mainland Bridge, and the conductor says nothing is wrong with it.
11. When one woman says you should lap her babies because “They’re your sisters.”
12. When the conductor says the fare has increased to N150, but you have exactly N100.
13. You, when the driver says you should use the seat belt.
14. When you remember you have to to go through the same mess tomorrow, because you’re still ‘carless’.
