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So you are minding your business, scrolling through Instagram during working hours (as you do) and you see another wedding hashtag:
“Ahn ahn! Is that not our former neighbours aunty’s, cousin’s brother in law’s daughter with a man?”
“Ah see how she’s carrying her hand as if it’s paining her. Because of engagement ring?”
You do some more amebo to find out aso ebi colours.
Then you remember your cousin has one dress you can borrow like this.
That day of the wedding, you open Youtube and start copying one look your favourite vlogger created.
You call your neighbour to help you take “unlooking” photos.
You and your crew arrive in grand style:
Only to see that there is entry tag.
Then you recognise one of the bouncers from a wedding you attended last week (and the week before that and 3 weeks before that).
So you greet your guy and enter the place with confidence.
Because you don’t want to look like you don’t have home training you only eat a little … of each option on the menu.
Photobooth dey? Time to give them your best poses!
Then the live band packs their load and your favourite DJ starts to do his thing.
You gathering all the souvenirs you’ve collected:
Then over the next one week you upload different pictures from the same event till the next weekend when you can do it all again.
