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1. You, trying to find a place to actually park your car.
2. When you enter computer village and suddenly become a “fine boy” and “fine girl”.
3. How the agberos see you when you enter computer village smiling:
4. You, walking through computer village like:
5. When you realize the sun at computer village is different from the sun everywhere else.
6. When someone grabs you for “your pink lips, your piercing, your tattoos!”
7. When people start rushing you with “you wan buy, you wan sell?”
8. When someone tells you their shop is “just there” but you’ve been walking for 30 minutes.
9. When you touch your pocket and you can’t feel your phone again.
10. When you bring out your money to try and count it.
11. When they go to the back of the shop to “pack” the phone you just tested.
12. When you buy an iPhone from one of the agberos at the gate.
13. When you take your device to fix one problem and leave with three new ones.
14. When you come back to your car and see hawkers selling shoes on top your bonnet.
