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1. When you make plans to go to bed early
2. But then there is an interesting movie on Afmag Yoruba
3. 2 hours later and you are watching part two
4. When you finally get in bed at 1:25 AM
5. But there is serious activity on your timeline
6. You check the time and it’s 4AM
7. Two minutes of sleep later and your alarm goes off – it is 7AM
8. And the first thing you say is a curse word
9. But you’re still lying on your bed hoping it is all a dream
10. When it takes you approximately 20 minutes to get out of bed
11. But then you remember you have work or class to go to
12. When you think of faking your death to avoid work or class
13. So you have to drag yourself up and start your day
14. Then you remember you have to deal with annoying human beings
15. But no, everybody wants to talk to you that morning
16. And one particular person is way too happy with their good morning greetings
17. Or keeps asking you stupid questions
18. So you spend your whole day thinking about your bed
