We’ve established that Nigerian kids were crackheads growing up, because how else do you explain setting the house on fire and going to bed?

Now that these problem kids of yesterday have grown into the adults of today, the only question that comes to mind is: What dumb shit are they doing now?

We have the answers.

Someone needs to check on this brother

For food only

A finished man

Welcome to Spiderman

At your big age?

You don’t fear for your life

You like prison???

E really won wound you

Have you seen our Valentine’s Day special??! We brought back three couples we interviewed in 2019 to share how their relationships have evolved in the last five years. This is the first episode:

So you bungled your chance to be a rich tech bro?

Sorry for the laugh

Onigbese somebody

And he still served you premium breakfast?

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It’s not even far like that

MC as in Master of Ceremonies?

E shock you?

But you’re alive to tell the story

Never do it

What is true love without life-endangering risks?

Scriiimmmmmm

I beg your pardon? Twice?

Leemao

Come on, let’s have it

The officer probably deserved it

We’ll be there

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