First of all, let me make mouth and be the first to tell you Zikoko closes for the year tomorrow.
Zikoko employees going home after 5 p.m. tomorrow
For the next few weeks, we won’t know what capitalism means. Is that jealousy we sense? God, when? Very good. That’s exactly what we aim to achieve with this article.
If your office only gives you Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Year’s Day off, you’d relate — and cry — to these memes.
When you hear people plan for detty December
When you see sweet travel deals but can’t partake
When your employer says no Christmas bonus this year
But they’re still texting you on December 24th, by 9 p.m.
At least, the roads will be free when you go work
When your office throws an end-of-the-year party, but there’s work the next day
When you hear your boss is not on seat for the festive period
This is you watching your friends’ stories as they enjoy their lives
When a family member calls to bill you for Christmas
You on Christmas Day when people are out enjoying their lives
Then, you make up your mind that next December won’t meet you at this job
Until next December comes and you realise
