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1. All your friends in Lagos had been telling you how lit Lagos is and the awesome places to seize the bae. So you carried your Ghana-must-go and travelled down.
2. Finding out there was traffic all the way from the airport to your house.
3. When you passed through Ojota for the first time and the smell from the refuse dump hits your face hard.
4. When you realise Lagos is actually overpopulated and hot.
5. When you remember how much light you had back home compared to Lagos.
6. When you try to rent a self-contained flat and they ask you to bring your kidney as rent payment.
7. When you’re used to the chill life but everybody has no chill in Lagos.
8. When you realise you either have to jump danfo or pay through your nose for cab fares.
9. When you managed to take danfo and they were just the dirtiest buses in this life.
10. When you were sitting jejely in the danfo and people still came to rob you.
11. When you go the market and everybody starts grabbing you.
12. Finding out most of the events people told you about were either expensive or really boring.
13. When you finally get a chance to buy a car and LASTMA catches you for one tiny crime.
14. Finding out people in Lagos drive like Mad Max.
15. Before, you were just a peaceful somebody but now you’re always ready to fight with anybody that steps on you.
16. When you don’t even know how to talk quietly on the phone anymore.. because Lagos noise.
17. When you have to plan your day three days before because of Lagos traffic.
