If making money on your own has proved futile, then maybe it’s time to find money other people are not using urgently. Please, pay attention, these are multi-billion dollars tips.
1. Go to Agent Fash
Seek out Agent Fashola for special tutorials in the art of finding ‘The Unseen.’
2. Pray and fast
If flesh and blood does not reveal it to you, then try the supernatural. You are but a mere mortal after all.
3. Ask around
What did they say about asking and you shall receive again? Right.
4. Shine your eyes
Some people look like they’re using their money, but they might just be waiting for who they’ll give it all to because they’re tired of it. So, shine your eyes.
5. Trek more often
If you always hail cabs or other means of transportation, stop it from today. Your legs will do. You’re more likely to come across a Ghana-Must-Go bag containing 1 Million nobody is using anymore. Just don’t complain if you turn into a tuber of yam.
6. Attach a magnet to your clothes
The more you chase after something, the more it eludes you. Don’t stress. Just let the money be pulled towards you. Simple.
