14 Tweets By Muslims That Will Make You Laugh out Loud

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14 Tweets By Muslims That Will Make You Laugh out Loud

All the times Muslim Twitter won the internet.

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Maryam

Last Updated

February 26, 2016

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If you’ve never come across any tweets from Muslim Twitter, you must be on a seriously long thing.

Here are some of the times Muslim Twitter won the internet:
1. When a sister wants to slide into your DMs.

Akhs when sisters ask if they can DM them pic.twitter.com/UHaOQumarO
— Dr Faraz Ali (@thatdermguy) February 8, 2016

I might just have a heart attack.
2. When you catch your child in the alcohol aisle at the mall.

When you catch your 2 year old in the alcohol aisle pic.twitter.com/BFQBNiBXNJ
— Dr Faraz Ali (@thatdermguy) January 25, 2015

Mecca straight!
3. What to say to your future father-in-law.

say wallah pic.twitter.com/pj1bhKj9Hj
— Nader (@BonsaiSky) February 25, 2016

Like a boss!
4. What do you do when someone’s face hits your butt during salah?

https://twitter.com/AwkwardMuslim/status/697805880432136193
We have a few questions to ask those that picked “turn and smile” sha.
5. When you finally get to eat after fasting throughout the day.

When you're looking at your food, five minutes before iftar… pic.twitter.com/DwAdGZj7Ps
— AwkwardMuslim.com (@AwkwardMuslim) July 9, 2015

LMAO!
6. To scare thieves away from your car..

#Tawakkul #AyatulKursi pic.twitter.com/oyqfNAmTda
— Abdul Raheem Rudolph 🇵🇸 (@rudol9h) February 13, 2016

Because even Shaytan fears Ayatul Kursiyy.
7. When your crush only dates Muslim guys.

https://twitter.com/CorruptOverlord/status/697835418381873152
And you have to transform from Matthias to Musbaudeen.
8. How to swear in the presence of your mother.

Me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF

Mom : What is "wtf"?

Me : Wallahi Too Funny
— Protein Shaykh (@ProteinShaykh) December 29, 2015

And not get slapped to death of course!
9. If Drake were a Muslim…

Girl: I'm going to start wearing hijab…

Drake: No, WE are going to start wearing hijab pic.twitter.com/iBbqYKlcUM
— Protein Shaykh (@ProteinShaykh) January 14, 2016

He looks fine in the Hijab sha.
10. When someone is getting on your nerves but you’re trying to be a better Muslim.

This is so me… 😩 pic.twitter.com/amf0gplkzk
— Protein Shaykh (@ProteinShaykh) January 11, 2016

Heaven is the final home of the righteous.
11. Muslim punchlines be like…

Muslims on the internet be like… pic.twitter.com/nFuGTvFJGm
— Protein Shaykh (@ProteinShaykh) December 6, 2015

LOL!
12. When a petty brother slides into your DMs..

LOOOL DED!! 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/o5Zubl4TRv
— Protein Shaykh (@ProteinShaykh) November 30, 2015

No chill!
13. When people think Muslims and ISIS are actually best friends.

"Y dnt u Muslims tell ISIS to stop"

Ok hold up *pulls out iphone*

"Yo ISIS habibi,its me plz stop"

ISIS:"ok habibi sorry,shisha tonight?"
— Protein Shaykh (@ProteinShaykh) November 22, 2015

Hello? Are you even alright?
14. And when your crush is talking to other sisters…

https://twitter.com/arbrelotee_/status/686706559003570176
Don’t @ my man!

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14 Tweets By Muslims That Will Make You Laugh out Loud

If you’ve never come across any tweets from Muslim Twitter, you must be on a seriously long thing.

1. When a sister wants to slide into your DMs.

2. When you catch your child in the alcohol aisle at the mall.

3. What to say to your future father-in-law.

4. What do you do when someone’s face hits your butt during salah?

5. When you finally get to eat after fasting throughout the day.

6. To scare thieves away from your car..

7. When your crush only dates Muslim guys.

8. How to swear in the presence of your mother.

9. If Drake were a Muslim…

10. When someone is getting on your nerves but you’re trying to be a better Muslim.

11. Muslim punchlines be like…

12. When a petty brother slides into your DMs..

13. When people think Muslims and ISIS are actually best friends.

14. And when your crush is talking to other sisters…

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