If you’ve ever been in one, you’ll know that long-distance relationships are the ghetto. From the constant I miss yous to the severe horniness that afflicts you, long-distance relationships are nothing to write home about. Luckily, there are a couple of things you can do to help make your long-distance relationship easier to bear.

1. Break up.

Break up with them. They can’t cheat on you if you break up with them.

2. Cheat.

Let’s face it. This is the only way the relationship will last. The ball is in your court.

3. Move.

Just follow your partner wherever they are going. Quit your job and follow them.

4. Buy internet data in wholesale.

You’ll be needing loads of it for all the video calls you’ll be doing.

5. Open the relationship

At this point, just open it. So you can be sleeping with other people with your chest.

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