You’ve met Buhari the military dictator.

You’ve met Buhari the klutz.

You’ve even met Buhari the swag daddy.

But have you met … Buhari the lover?

Well, us neither. 

This caption — typed out by the president’s least favourite Special Assistant, is as romantic as a bank account opening application form.

Then the first lady dropped her little anniversary tweet too.

Why didn’t they even attempt to @ each other? Why were no names mentioned? Did Jubril steal the president’s Twitter password? I smell an unromantic rat.

Unnecessary shade to the side. Buhari dey born oh! And all so good-looking too. The first family can get it!