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1. When a fresher asks you where “Ofolawbasement” is.
2. When you see the queue for uniben shuttle to new Benin.
3. When you’re walking with a girl in Ekosodin and you hear “guy show”.
4. When there’s no light in school and you go to charge at GTB.
5. How reading halls look during exam time:
6. You and your guys, when Post UME babes start showing:
7. When you tell the intra-campus bus driver that you’re going to block of flats.
8. When you see shotput nylons flying out of hall 2.
9. When the smell of beans hits you as you enter hall 4.
10. You, watching insults fly between hall 2 girls and hall 3 boys.
11. When you’re trying to read in night class and you hear “My brothers and sisters, I won’t take much of your time”
12. When you decide that your life is more important.
13. When you are passing BDPA at night and you hear something that sounds like a gunshot.
14. When you get to 500LT by 6am for an 8am class.
15. Uniben and long queues.
16. When you’re single and you see couples loving up at hall 2 car park and love gutter.
17. When you are waiting for buka 7 rice and someone tries to cut in front of you
18. Whenever you have to use a toilet in the hall.
