Satire! Satire! Satire! Please and thank you!
1. First of all, your work starts immediately the boy starts toasting you.
2. Run to greet his mother in her house everyday like:
3. Don’t forget to greet his siblings, uncles, aunts, neighbours, cousins, friends….. you get the gist!
4. You must call your mother-in-law ‘mommy’, nothing else!
5. Don’t make the mistake of calling his siblings by name! Even his 5 year old sibling is OLDER THAN YOU!
6. If you have any sense, go and do your mother-in-law’s laundry every weekend.
7. If you don’t know how to cook, my dear, don’t bother with her son.
8. Study and understand the movement of her eyes.
9. You have to add ‘Jesus is Lord’ after every sentence, so she knows it’s real.
Let her know you are the mother of all prayer warriors!
10. When she visits you, make sure she always sees you with a broom.
11. When she’s abusing you and your whole generation, keep shut!
12. Don’t ask your husband for money when she’s around.
13. You must get pregnant on the night of your wedding.
14. If your first child is not a boy, it’s your fault.
15. If your mother-in-law lives in your area, you must send her food to her morning, noon and night.
16. If there’s a family event, you are the official caterer.
17. Don’t forget to thank your mother-in-law for giving birth to your husband for you.
18. And if her son cheats on you because you’re not wife enough, you used your own hand to cause it.
