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1. When they change their menu for their fancy client.

2. When they tell you they don’t do small chops.

3. How they listen to you tell them to come early when they know they damn well won’t:

4. When you see their bill for the first time.

5. When the guests are not even having it.

6. When you no longer trust your caterers to share the food well.

7. How they look at guests that come back for more food:

8. When someone tries to “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” for them.

9. Nigerian caterers and “meat has finished”.

10. When they serve you strong meat and you’re wearing white.

11. When you taste their puff puff and it’s actually not soggy.

12. When you make eye contact with the caterer stealing centrepieces during the event.

13. When you see the caterer that told you food has finished carrying packs home.
