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Yesterday, there was no light in Nigeria. Yeah, we know, we know…you probably haven’t had light in 2 weeks. Well, I haven’t had light in 4 weeks, but that’s not the point.
We mean that for THREE HOURS, all of the power generating stations in Nigeria were generating a combined total of…wait for it…0MW!!!!
For once, for three hours, the rich were equal to the poor. But that’s not the only thing that happened:
1. Alhaji Putin, sorry Dangote and co were on the same level with the rest of us
2. Even Linda Ikeji’s Banana Island mansion didn’t have light
3. For those 3 hours, the depressing forex wahala didn’t even matter
4. Power-bank owners were the most powerful people in the country, literally and figuratively
5. Some people didn’t even realize that this was happening, as per one with the darkness
6. President Buhari left on Wednesday, no light in the country on Thursday. Not saying he saw it coming but…
7. In those 3 hours, PHCN was busy selling agege bread, a la Olajumoke
