1. When you see a cockroach in your room.
Ah what is this oh!
2. When the cockroach now starts flying.
Somebody help me please my enemies have started!
3. When someone sends a live chicken to your parents for christmas
Your mates that send cooked one do they have two heads?
4. When one oversabi aunty says you should know how to kill a chicken by yourself.
Sorry ma, who asked you?
5. When someone else sends a ram to your house for your parents.
Is this a zoo?
6. When your parents tell you to tie and feed the ram.
You must all be joking!
7. When you go to visit your friends and they tell you they have a dog.
Why?
8. When they try to insist the dog is friendly and doesn’t need to be caged.
Bye bye!
9. When you see a cat in public.
COME AND SEE WITCH OH!
