1. When you show someone a funny picture on your phone and they start swiping left or right.
Excuse me?
2. When children ask you if you have “games” on your phone.
Please go and play with your parents leave me alone.
3. When your mum borrows your phone to “quickly make a call”.
Please oh!
4. When your dad wants to use your phone to “send text” because his own is not working.
Buy another one please.
5. When your boyfriend is holding your phone while you do something, you’re like:
6. When someone asks you “who is that” when you’re texting and smiling.
Her name is “mind your business”.
7. When you can’t find your phone for more than 2 minutes.
Oh no!
8. When your boyfriend starts talking about trust because he wants to check your phone, you’re like:
Nope!
