1. You, when your black friday money drops in your account.

Shopping time is the best time!
2. When your bank now starts cutting their own share , because ‘ATM Maintenance’.

They are mad and they don’t have anyone to tell them.
3. When you set your alarm for 12 o’clock, but it doesn’t wake you for 2 good hours!

When sleep doesn’t want you to flourish in life!
4. You, when NEPA now takes off the light when you’re shopping.

Kuku kill me!
5. When their site now decides to crash when you’re almost done.

Every. Fucking. Time.
6. You, waiting for their site to come back up.

…it’s been hundred years.
7. When it FINALLY comes back up, you’re like:

Praise the lord!!!
8. You, when you’re about to checkout your order and your laptop dies.

My enemies have finally succeeded.
9. When you now finally give up, you’re like:

Let me go to my Idumota jejely.