1. Using your toothpaste till the very end…I mean the very end

You know how much toothpaste costs nowadays? My friend cut it open!
2. Using soap till it disappears

If I can see the soap, I don’t need a new bar na.
3. Ironing clothes using boiling water in pots

I can use that money for iron to buy food for 3 weeks.
4. Using an iron to toast bread

I can use it to fry egg too, if you want.
5. Who needs a side-view mirror? Mechanic is expensive nowadays

Because money is just growing out of my ears ba?
6. The dishwashing soap is never empty as long as there’s water

Yes, I know it’s just coloured water at this point but money no dey oga.
7. No dustbin? No problem!

Until they pay my allowance, this stool is my dustbin.