1. The one that wants everybody to know she’s now a married woman
She kuku can’t use the ring to buy world peace.
2. The celebrity-wanna-be that won’t let everybody hear word
They’re not even B-list yet o.
3. The ‘entrepreneur’ that deals in ‘import and export’
We don’t kuku know what they’re selling.
4. The bully that just came to drag everybody
The worst!
5. That annoying person that still calls people by their secondary school nicknames
They just won’t grow up.
6. Those ones that just came to do amebo
Is that why we’re here?
7. The one that travelled the world and even shook Obama’s hand
Na lie!
8. The one that glowed up completely and became really peng
You almost can’t recognise them sef.
