7 Answers To The ‘Why Do You Want To Work Here’ Question

1. …Because I’m broke?

I don’t understand the question oga.

2. …My brother, do you think bag of rice is cheap?

Oga please, no vex me today.

3. …Is this a joke?

Or do I look like I came here to laugh?

4. …You know there’s recession ba?

It’s not just a word oga, it’s very real.

5. …If you wanted me to beg, why didn’t you just say it

Just say the words and i’ll beg, no dey form.

6. …Oya I’m begging, I take God beg you

Please don’t make cry because I can do it.

7. Please…my brother, I’m so hungry.

It’s my stomach that is sounding, not the generator.