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5 Things You Say When You’re Running Out Of Conversation

I saw your ex today.

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Last Updated February 1, 2017

1. So what did you eat today?

How is that one your business?

2. Can you hear me?

No oh, he is deaf.

3. Was there traffic on the way home?

This question is especially foolish if you live in Lagos, there is always traffic!

4. So what was the last thing I just said?

Mumu, this is not an interrogation. Drop the phone!

5. I saw your ex today.

That’s how people use their own hand to scatter their relationship.

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