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  • “Folarin, How Is Studies?”: A Review Of Falz’s “Moral Instruction”

    Falz’s fourth studio album leaves little to the imagination.

    The lead and only single, Talk is Falz pointing fingers as he runs through Nigeria’s most salient problems.

    On the day it was released to a social media frenzy, Falz also shared the album jacket, designed by Lemi Ghariokwu, most known for his work for Fela Kuti.

    He is also featured on the album. The title, however, gives it all away.

    If the album’s title “Moral Instruction” suggest a pious class on Nigeria’s woes and how we’re responsible for the mess we find ourselves in, that’s because it is.

    By now, such social commentary is not unexpected from Falz.

    You’d have to go as far back as his debut “Wazup Guy” to find what could well count as his first politically-charged song.

    On “How Far” featuring Sir Dauda, Falz manages to express genuine shock that the same people have been at the country’s helm for generations.

    He then goes on–”They say we go write the future, them no give us pen/Give it up for VIPs, them be our problem/Vagabonds in power, as Fela called them“.

    In the years since, Falz has come to embrace commentary and offer his own two cents–most notably on “This is Nigeria”–on issues of cultural and social relevance.

    “Moral Instruction” comes at a time where he is a forerunner in the conversation about activist musicians and a new Fela.

    It is only fitting then that the album’s opener “Johnny” is led by a boisterous sample of Fela Kuti’s “Johnny Just Drop”.

    The story of a young graduate shot by an insecure, trigger-happy police officer is all too familiar to the average Nigerian.

    Stellar production by TMXO puts the song at a confluence – Falz’s delivery assures you that this is hip-hop, yet there is that indisputable bounce on the guitar that makes you want to swing and lose yourself.

    But there is nothing to swing to. This is, at its core, a sad song.

    On the first verse, Falz makes references to the seemingly endless violence in Jos–“Dem kill am for Jos for no just cause/nobody fit comot for house, who born us?“.

    He proceeds to narrate the moment when Johnny dies – “una don run go chop, Oya give me my own share/before them talk one, he say ‘shut up!’/who dash you liver/talk small, I go cock gun/small time, e don pull trigger”.

    It is in moments like this, when Falz passionately addresses the violent inanities and the lack of decorum that have become part of life in Nigeria, that the album works best.

    On “Talk”, he points the finger at the usual suspects – politicians, religious leaders, the regular man and his apathy as reasons for the state of the nation.  

    “Amen” is where he comes the men at the helm of wealthy religious institutions whom he sees as jet-setting swindlers selling hope for donations and Sunday offering.

    Take our offering set up uni/and your church members no fit afford the school fees” is a line that should incite some conversations in a few Alumni Whatsapp groups.

    In an industry helmed by flamboyant stars making assembly-line pop music, Falz is eager to be seen as the one directly addressing issues we have grown numb to.

    It is as he emphasises at he ends “Talk” with one final confession–”na me talk am”.

    It is when this eagerness veers into contentious territory, that Falz’s brand of activism becomes problematic.

    This brand of moral instruction turns a familiar chapter on “Talk”–where he continues a pattern of berating sex work with the lines–”Instead make you work, you dey find Alhaji/Eh eh, you dey find Alhaji/You come turn your body to cash and carry/Eh eh cash and carry“.

    His insistence on addressing sex work as an immoral symptom of greed has drawn criticism.

    But the outrage became much louder after journalist Joey Akan posted a video of him explaining his distaste for ‘transactional sex’ (amidst several questionable uses of the term “feminist”) at his listening party–which is being interpreted as a sense of entitlement to women’s bodies.

    The problem with using morality as a lens is that it is entirely subjective and constantly evolving.

    Our ideas of good and bad overlap at obvious points –bad governance, corruption, murder–but at others, holding one’s beliefs over another’s can reek of self-righteousness.

    Unlike his appraisal of religion, Falz’s personal opinion about sex work refuses to explain how it sits in the larger context of societal ills and the sorry state of our nation.

    The reality of sex work in Nigeria, more often than not, is the result of too many social factors.

    Falz addresses some of them but others, like simple choice and outdated laws are beyond his scope on the album.

    However one may feel about ‘transactional sex’ though, we cannot strip people of their right over their own bodies.

    Falz’s approach is problematic – but not fatal.

    That’s because “Moral Instruction” and the incisive political critique it pulls off is held together by some very good music.

    Trap meets Fela’s disruptive energy on “Follow Follow” via a sample of the classic “Zombie”.

    The result is a song that has the potential to distract you from the fact that 30 years after, we, not soldiers, are the zombies here.

    “Amen” is as rich as red velvet cake. It is led by a poignant sample of Fela’s “Coffin For Head of State”, and thickened with excerpts from interviews and Falz at his most lyrical in years.

    In an important election year, Falz’s moral instruction is a reminder that we have become all too comfortable in this dysfunctional society we’ve made for ourselves.

    At its best, it is militant and demanding. At its most controversial, it is another’s can and nearly disappointing.

    For everything he does to address our collective apathy, his choice to point fingers at perceived wrongdoers on the basis of his own opinion feels like an easy way out.

    To his credit, Falz seems to acknowledge this on the album’s final track where he says “After all is said and done/I do not have the right to direct the finger of guilt or the look of contempt at my guy/for even I can barely see through the speck in my eye” but it’s a little late.

    It is almost a given that this album will be defined by the nuance in the conversations it has and inspires.

    It makes the album more apt for the times than we could have guessed.

    The curse of morality is that even though we all agree certain things are wrong, no-one, not even Falz or the funky ghost of Fela’s activism is ever absolutely right.

  • 5 Things You Say When You’re Running Out Of Conversation

    5 Things You Say When You’re Running Out Of Conversation

    1. So what did you eat today?

    How is that one your business?

    2. Can you hear me?

    No oh, he is deaf.

    3. Was there traffic on the way home?

    This question is especially foolish if you live in Lagos, there is always traffic!

    4. So what was the last thing I just said?

    Mumu, this is not an interrogation. Drop the phone!

    5. I saw your ex today.

    That’s how people use their own hand to scatter their relationship.
  • 9 Kinds Of People In Every Group Chat

    9 Kinds Of People In Every Group Chat

    1. The Comedian

    He/She can’t have a serious conversation and is always cracking jokes.

    2. The Fighter

    They take everything too seriously, always ready to turn the smallest joke into World War 3.

    3. The ‘LOOOL’ Person

    Never actually contributes anything sensible, just LMAOO’s and LOOOL’s. You’re starting to wonder if they’re alright mentally.

    4. The Lover

    Always talking about their relationship and how much they love it. Na them love pass.

    5. The Gossip Girl

    They don’t care that your aunty just died. Gbemi cheating on her husband is more important.

    6. The Watcher

    Don’t say anything at all. They just read everyone’s gist and keep quiet.

    7. The Broadcaster

    They don’t care whether the BC makes sense, they just know say that if na BC, dem must share am.

    8. The People Stuck In The Past

    The person that’s always one day late to the chat and spends the whole time trying to understand what’s going on.

    9. The Selfie Person

    They don’t care about your life, they just want you to tell them their selfies are gorgeous.
  • 5 Things We Love About Group Chats

    1. When everybody in the group chat is cracking jokes and making fun of each other.

    Fun times!

    2. When the annoying person in the group chat leaves!

    Carry your wahala and go thank you!

    3. When your boss thinks you’re working but you’re using the chat’s “for web” app.

    You wish!

    4. When you can abuse your co workers and boss in the chat without any stress.

    Nobody can report me to HR or sack me here!

    5. When you see “hayyyy you people can you imagine” and you know the group chat is about to be popping!

    Time for some epic gist!
  • Nigerian Conversation Starters You’ve Probably Already Heard Today

    Nigerian Conversation Starters You’ve Probably Already Heard Today

    1. “So you can’t greet!”

    Nigerians act like the sun rises and sets by you greeting them first.

    2. “Na wa for this our government sha!”

    Once you mention this, people will begin to talk about their latest escapades!

    3. “Essss fine girl!”

    For some men, the best way to start conversation is to kiss their lips at you and shout. We’re yet to see who that has worked for.

    4. “Abeg do you have change?”

    No one that needs change ever has it; and it has started many a conversation.

    5. “Ehen oh good morning oh!”

    That “ehen” is an indication that there is more conversation coming after the greeting.

    6. “Please oh, don’t be angry but …”

    This usually comes right before a rude statement that will provoke you.

    7. “Everything in the market has now cost!”

    Nothing makes conversation flow like complaining about the economy going to hell in a hand basket.

    8. “This sun/rain/harmattan na wa oh!”

    Just like  English people, gisting about how hot, cold, rainy or dusty it is, will get people talking.

    9. “My brother/sister how are you today?”

    Whether or not you are related to them is unimportant. Talk-talk is about to commence!

    10. “What is Buhari even doing gan sef?”

    He is fighting kwarupshin and travelling oh!

    11. Any newspaper headline in sight!

    Especially when it has to do with corruption cases!