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1. Your wardrobe needs serious pimping so you go to the most legit boutique in Lagos.
2. When you realise you’re going to spend the whole day trekking through the market.
3. When someone calls you fine girl with no pimples.
4. When they start pulling you to come and buy orange and gold leggings.
5. When someone insults you because you asked them not to grab you.
6. When a seller tells you the top is a ‘pinging’ top.
7. Balogun market traders and “I get stock top”.
8. When everything is so fine, you just want to take them all home.
9. When you go to Balogun market during Christmas season.
10. When they say ‘make I go bring am for our second shop’ but keep you waiting for hours.
11. When you want to start pricing a top and the seller says ‘you can’t afford this one’.
12. You, after seeing a top you just bought hanging in ten different shops.
13. When people say they bought a bag for $14,000 and you see the same bag for 3,000 Naira.
14. When they try to convince you to buy a size 12 dress but you’re size 8.
15. When you see the shoes you bought 10k online going for 2k at Balogun market.
16. How you drag yourself home after spending the whole day at the market.
17. When you wear your new clothes and get several compliments.
