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1. So you threw the baddest owambe in Lagos for your wedding.
2. But you didn’t know there were many people entering the marriage with you.
3. So you have to wear your trad to greet all of them after the wedding.
4. Instead of them to give you money to help the marriage, it’s only advice they have o!
5. When your mother-in-law comes to inspect your cooking pot only two days into the marriage.
6. When your aunties start praying for twins and triplets in your home.
7. When it’s 3:30am and your wife isn’t up doing one or two things.
8. Your mother, when your wicked aunty from the village comes visiting.
9. You and bae, when single people tweet, “I think marriage is…”
10. You, when people start asking when you’ll get pregnant.
11. When people don’t add Mrs to your name:
12. When you forgot to break up with your girlfriend before your wedding:
13. You, when your side chic sends you congratulations text with your wedding pictures:
