1. When someone says Jenifa’s Diary is razz
2. When someone says they used to have a crush on you
3. When someone says Ewa Agoyin is not sweet
4. When your ex says they miss you
5. When your oversabi aunty asks when you’ll marry
6. When your favourite politician says stealing isn’t corruption
7. When someone says they don’t like Zikoko
8. When an ashy-looking boy asks you to send him nudes in your DM
9. When someone says “all these feminists should….”
