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1. You, when she disturbs your beauty sleep and says you should escort her to the market.

2. When she loads you with ghana must go bags to carry.

3. When she now decides to go into the deepest parts of the market to buy tomatoes.

4. You, when your mom starts pricing something from 1k to N100.

5. You, when the person even agrees to sell it.

6. When your mom now decides to price it again, the trader is like:

7. You, when she’s finally done shopping.

8. When she now meets one of her long lost friends.

9. So you now decide to wait for her in the car, but…

10. The next time she says you should follow her to the market, you’re like;
