Enugu people need no introduction to Father Mbaka. If you’re attending one of his infamous masses, here a few important things you should take along:
1) Pillow
Because we sleep here.
2) Pain killers
The body pain after the whole experience is out of this world. All that trekking and standing can kill a human being.
3) Dancing shoes
Who no know go know.
4) Or the spirit of the lord
Because you’ll definitely dance like David danced.
5) Snacks
Because it’s usually a long service.
6) Money for snacks
You’ll surely need to buy more snacks before the service ends.
7) Voter’s card
Keep us anon pls.
8) The name of your favourite BBN housemate or any other written petition
Octopus Paul is shaking.
9) A bottle of Aqua Rapha
One for you, and one for your neighbour.
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