Happy Birthday Senator Tinubu, We Got Your Birthday Card

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Citizen is a column that explains how the government’s policies fucks citizens and how we can unfuck ourselves.

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Hey, hope you didn’t buy the Nation newspaper this morning, because, technically what you would have bought was a birthday card.

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Big Flex

Well, this man here bought the newspaper and here’s what he found – a national birthday card!

https://twitter.com/oluwatroy_/status/1308140316998983684

And it slaps harder like a Nigeria soldier if you accompany it with a birthday song:

The version I should have posted. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/AHMhY1V9lJ

— Odogwu™ (@oluwatroy_) September 21, 2020

What do people think about this trojan horse, sorry newspaper?

1. Investigate them

I counted about 60 pages of full page adverts in a single paper. Those that paid for those adverts need to be investigated.

— RT (@SaltOfLiife) September 22, 2020

2. This is a free copy, right?

I hope this copy is a free copy to their loyal readers and they don't have to pay for it?

— The enigma (@AdekayodeO) September 22, 2020

3. What’s more miserable than wanting read miserable news?

Imagine buying newspaper to know what is happening in this miserable country then this….. 🤦🏾‍♂️

— Mr. CeeJay (Event Slayers) (@Mr_Cjosky) September 22, 2020

4) Anger, just anger

https://twitter.com/ti_lokaytobahd/status/1308297905736876032

Moral of the story:

1. When you’re big you’re big.
2. Anything you see in Nigeria, take it like that.
3. Know the two things above and know peace.