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These Things Definitely Make Guys The Happiest

When the team you support is not giving you heart attack like Arsenal.

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Last Updated March 22, 2017

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1. When you sleep with rest of mind, knowing you support any team other than Arsenal

2. When your team goes from a two goal loss to win the aggregate game

3. When you ask your girl where she wants to eat, and she actually tells you where she wants to go

4. When you spend a lovely day with the love of your life and you come home to pepper soup prepared by your girlfriend

5. When you wear this complete outfit, complete with your UK masters degree, gold chain and Oud perfume and you know how many girls you’re going to confuse at the Owambe

6. When the person you captained on Fantasy Football scores two goals in one game

Guys definitely love these things!

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