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Everyone thinks single people are suffering. Every time, they are asked to show their partners, as if there is no value to staying single. For those who want to know, here are 8 things you gain from being single:
1. You get to chop your money by yourself.
It’s just you, spending on yourself with no man or woman coming to drag it with you.
2. No one steals your clothes.
You can rest assured that your hoodies and cute t-shirts will remain just where you kept them.
3. No one disturbs your sleep.
You don’t have to wait for one person to sleep off before you sleep too. You sleep whenever you want and wake up whenever you want.
4. No one steals your food.
Whenever you go to a restaurant, you don’t have to worry about someone eating from your plate. You are your own competition, dear. Enjoy it.
5. You can sleep with the whole world.
And there will be no one to hold you back.
6. You don’t have to fight anybody for pressing the toothpaste from the middle.
Unless you do it, so you have to fight yourself.
7. You don’t have to buy two pieces of anything.
Because it’s just you and you alone. Except you want the two items for yourself, sha.
8. And last but not least, your orgasm is assured.
You yourself will have to bring yourself to the pleasure land. And if you last one minute or thirty seconds, nobody is going to hold you or tweet about you. So, why no choose singleness today?
If you are in a relationship, this one is for you:
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