Let’s imagine Disney princesses as Nigerian. How different would their lives be?
1. Snow White would have been accused of bleaching her skin. And if they didn’t accuse her, a bleaching cream company would have asked her to model for them.
2. Sleeping Beauty would probably never find a man to kiss her because of the accumulated bad breath of sleeping for 600 years.
3. You see that Jasmine that followed Aladdin? She will come back home when she realises that there is more to life than flying on a carpet. Besides sef, where Aladdin wan see magic kettle? Something they would have used to boil water for eba.
4. They would have killed Ariel a long time ago. As per demonic influence. Mermaid wanting to marry a human? God forbid. Where is the union of light and darkness?
5. The real question for Bella would be: ARE YOU MAD, SIS? Have men finished on the surface of the earth that you have resorted to running after a beast?
6. Cinderella would never marry the prince. Not when the wicked stepmother can buy special package for her daughters.
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