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4 Things To Do With White Rice When You Don’t Have Stew

There’s always Rice at home, but is there always stew? No. We profile 4 things you can do with white rice when you don’t have stew or whatever you eat your rice with. 1. Throw It Away Look, just throw it away man. It’s not useful. 2. Add Rat Poison and Feed It To Rats […]

Written By: Doyin Olagunju

Last Updated August 16, 2020

There’s always Rice at home, but is there always stew? No. We profile 4 things you can do with white rice when you don’t have stew or whatever you eat your rice with.

1. Throw It Away

Look, just throw it away man. It’s not useful.

2. Add Rat Poison and Feed It To Rats

Mix it with poison and feed it to rats. That’s not animal cruelty, is it?

3. Use It To Break Your ‘White’ Fast

If you attend Celestial Church, this works even better. Life na sense.

4. Eat It Like That And Blame Buhari/Osinbajo

If people don’t brush their teeth in the morning nowadays, they blame Buhari and Osinbajo. You sef eat your white rice in peace and blame the APC government. Nothing spoil.