wahala | Zikoko!

Chioma Munachi

February 6, 2024

Quizzes

grammys, NEPA, Nigeria, shege, wahala
Whether or not you have wahala, we’re throwing the meat event of the year, and we want you there.

Choose all that apply:

I kill and eat snakes all the time

I love snacking on maggots

I used to steal meat from my mummy’s pot

I’ve cooked with stolen chicken before

When people say beef, I don’t think of meat

I can kill a chicken

I wanted to be a butcher

I prefer chicken to turkey

I buy suya in the afternoon

I can tell the difference between turkey gizzard and chicken gizzard

I boil my chicken and beef in the same pot

I like my steak rare, with a light layer of blood on it

I love horse meat

I’ve eaten an antelope

I think fish is meat

Sausages shouldn’t be counted as meat

I eat eggs and chicken together

I don’t mind if the meat on my plate is slightly alive

I hate pork

Hard beef is better than soft beef

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With all your problematic meat takes, there’s no way you don’t have plenty wahala.
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You have wahala, but it’s still early stages. It’s not too late to retrace your steps.
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Congratulations! You have zero wahala.

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Chioma Munachi

September 25, 2023

Quizzes

Meat, meat festival, wahala
We know exactly what the colour of your wahala is. Take this quiz to find out.

Jojo

October 28, 2022

Quizzes

problem, wahala
Problem no dey finish, but how much wahala are you carrying on your head? This quiz knows.

Jojo

September 15, 2022

Green White Quiz, Quizzes

problems, wahala
1. You in real life Vs You in your selfies.

2. You, trying to get your perfect selfie angle.

3. How you look, when you try to do the duck face.

4. You, trying to look for good lighting for your selfie.

5. You, when someone photobombs your perfect selfie.

6. You, when your selfie still isn’t fine after taking 90 pictures.

7. When you post a selfie and get only 7 likes.

8. When you’re taking a selfie and your phone falls down.

9. When you’re tall and have to take selfies with short people.

10. When you buy a phone and the front camera isn’t lit.

11. You, when you finally get the perfect selfie.

But sha, you don’t have to go through all that wahala to take dope selfies. The new TECNO Camon CX has got you with its dual 16 MP Camera + customized real time portrait filters.

Click here to learn more.

Maryam

April 10, 2017

Oldies

camera, selfie, selfie struggle, sponsored, wahala
1. The person you’re owing money.

2. LASTMA officers.

3. The preachers at the bus top that will tell you you’re going to hell fire.

4. The angry conductor that doesn’t have change.

5. The “ello aunty, plix I’m stranded people.

6. The toaster that doesn’t want to leave you alone.

7. Those annoying Yaba traders.

8. Your amebo neighbour.

9. The jaga-jaga driver in traffic.

10. Your noisy colleague that likes fighting everybody

Maryam

November 27, 2016

Oldies

annoying, annoying Nigerians, Nigerians, wahala, wahala nigerians
1. When your boyfriend calls you while you are with the love of your life.

2. When you make what you think will be a silent fart and it’s loud and stinking.

3. When you tell someone you love them and their reply is “stop joking” followed by laughter.

4. When you walk into a glass door because you assume it’s automatic.

5. When you fall down the stairs after forming bad guy in a public place.

6. When your atm card doesn’t work after they’ve packed all your shopping.

7. When you are trying to blow grammar and your inner village girl comes out to disgrace you.

8. When your wig falls off your head while you’re dancing with your crush.

9. When you wave at someone across the room, but they don’t see you so you look like a lunatic.

10. When you say someone is your boyfriend only to find out he is married.

Jola Ayeye

October 27, 2016

Oldies

Awkward moments, Funny, problems, wahala
1. When you hear your hubby telling his relatives about the other room.

This guy is not okay o!
2. You, when you know the only room he’ll be sleeping in is the living room.

No other room for you today.
3. When he’s bragging to his friends about being the boss in the house.

We all know who the real boss is though.
4. When he wants you to enter kitchen and cook for him but you have more important things to do.

Nobody got time for that.
5. When you and hubby go to a restaurant and he orders rubbish for you.

Am I invisible ? Why can’t you ask me?
6. When your hubby is abusing Twitter feminists but he doesn’t know you’re the president.

Is that how you used to do?
7. When both of you just finished owambe food and he’s asking what you’ll cook when you get home.

Look at this one? Cook what?
8. When you’re very tired from work and he starts talking about the other room.

If you don’t disappear from here.

Shola

October 17, 2016

Oldies

Aisha Buhari, Buhari, Funny, husband, wahala
Nigerian parents just know how to stress someone. When they’re not asking you to wash plates, they’re making you clean some annoying places. Here of 13 of them:
1. The fan blades.

I should break my hands?
2. Under the kitchen cupboard.

Because the visitors will eat their rice under it abi?
3. Mop under the bed.

Will the visitors look under it?
4. The entrance of your neighbour’s house.

When did we become our neighbour’s keeper?
5. The window louvres.

So the louvres should slice my hand abi?
6. The buglary proof.

Mummy, it is metal!
7. Behind the TV.

But the visitors won’t watch the TV from the back na.
8. Your neighbour’s fence.

No be me build am na.
9. The corners of the ceiling.

Jesus! How?
10. Under the car.

Are you trying to punish me?
11. Behind the dressing table.

Hay God!
12. Under the gate.

Jesus didn’t die for this oh!
13. In short, the whole street.

Kuku kill me.

Maryam

May 19, 2016

Oldies

clean, Nigerian parents, stress, wahala

Questions

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1. You in real life Vs You in your selfies.

2. You, trying to get your perfect selfie angle.

3. How you look, when you try to do the duck face.

4. You, trying to look for good lighting for your selfie.

5. You, when someone photobombs your perfect selfie.

6. You, when your selfie still isn’t fine after taking 90 pictures.

7. When you post a selfie and get only 7 likes.

8. When you’re taking a selfie and your phone falls down.

9. When you’re tall and have to take selfies with short people.

10. When you buy a phone and the front camera isn’t lit.

11. You, when you finally get the perfect selfie.

But sha, you don’t have to go through all that wahala to take dope selfies. The new TECNO Camon CX has got you with its dual 16 MP Camera + customized real time portrait filters.

1. The person you’re owing money.

2. LASTMA officers.

3. The preachers at the bus top that will tell you you’re going to hell fire.

4. The angry conductor that doesn’t have change.

5. The “ello aunty, plix I’m stranded people.

6. The toaster that doesn’t want to leave you alone.

7. Those annoying Yaba traders.

8. Your amebo neighbour.

9. The jaga-jaga driver in traffic.

10. Your noisy colleague that likes fighting everybody

1. When your boyfriend calls you while you are with the love of your life.

2. When you make what you think will be a silent fart and it’s loud and stinking.

3. When you tell someone you love them and their reply is “stop joking” followed by laughter.

4. When you walk into a glass door because you assume it’s automatic.

5. When you fall down the stairs after forming bad guy in a public place.

6. When your atm card doesn’t work after they’ve packed all your shopping.

7. When you are trying to blow grammar and your inner village girl comes out to disgrace you.

8. When your wig falls off your head while you’re dancing with your crush.

9. When you wave at someone across the room, but they don’t see you so you look like a lunatic.

10. When you say someone is your boyfriend only to find out he is married.

1. When you hear your hubby telling his relatives about the other room.

2. You, when you know the only room he’ll be sleeping in is the living room.

3. When he’s bragging to his friends about being the boss in the house.

4. When he wants you to enter kitchen and cook for him but you have more important things to do.

5. When you and hubby go to a restaurant and he orders rubbish for you.

6. When your hubby is abusing Twitter feminists but he doesn’t know you’re the president.

7. When both of you just finished owambe food and he’s asking what you’ll cook when you get home.

8. When you’re very tired from work and he starts talking about the other room.

1. The fan blades.

2. Under the kitchen cupboard.

3. Mop under the bed.

4. The entrance of your neighbour’s house.

5. The window louvres.

6. The buglary proof.

7. Behind the TV.

8. Your neighbour’s fence.

9. The corners of the ceiling.

10. Under the car.

11. Behind the dressing table.

12. Under the gate.

13. In short, the whole street.