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  • 9 BBNaija Housemates With The Best Party Vibes

    When this year’s BBNaija housemates came into the house, a number of them promised to bring vibes, and we were all excited. But after watching them party every Saturday night, it has become clear which one of them brought vibes and which one of them just came to look. Without further ado, here are 9 BBNaija housemates with the best party vibes:

    1. Angel.

    Angel’s vibes are so unmatched. Since she stepped into the Big Brother house, she has been a whole mood. And when it’s time for Saturday night party? Angel’s vibe is overflowing. We stan and restan.

    2. Cross.

    Cross needs to get one major crown: King of Vibes. Just look at him having the fun of his life and making everyone happy. Just look at. Could your fave ever?!

    3. Liquorose.

    Let us all kneel down and thank God for Liquorose. Every Saturday party is a hit with her. Vibes, back to back. Who does it like her? NOBODY!

    4. WhiteMoney.

    Yes, he cooks in the kitchen. But listen, WhiteMoney cooks even more vibes and serves it to us on the dance floor. He deserves a cold bottle of Guinness, please.

    5 & 6. Nini and Saga.

    This two have become one unit, and like that, they still bring us vibes. Hate them or love them, you cannot deny the love nwantiti that they deliver. Barman, two bottle of Guinness for the lovebirds, please.

    7. Emmanuel.

    To be fair, Emmanuel alone isn’t always giving what he is meant to give. But since Liquorose entered his life or since he entered Liquorose’s life, he has started supplying some cool vibes, and now we look forward to seeing him at the Saturday night party. We hail.

    8. Queen.

    Queen isn’t called Queen for nothing sake. This babe is a Queen of the dance floor. Never have we seen someone who is so excited to serve us dance moves and pure fun, while holding a bottle of Guinness and making us crave it. Thank you, Queen!

    9. Pere.

    Just look at General Pere and tell us if he doesn’t deserve a bottle of Guinness too! DJ, play “Dorime”, let them bring out the Guinness.

    Special mention: (Un)official couples.

    Picture Angel and Cross somewhere in this photo, bringing us entertainment. These people may or may not be in any ship, but when it’s time to serve couple’s content, they are always present. We salute them, and we salute the Guinness drinks in the background. It’s not easy to watch people being lovey-dovey when you just want to pose for a picture as a bottle of drink.

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    Kunle Ologunro

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  • QUIZ: What Music Genre Matches Your Vibe?

    Believe it or not, we all have a certain vibe we give off. Add a matching music genre, and it’ll become more pronounced.

    Take this quiz to find out what that music genre is for you.

    Susan Nwaobiala

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  • QUIZ: Party Animal or Couch Potato. Which One Are You?

    Are we going to one day find a video of you dancing at a party and shouting at the top of your lungs? Or are you sure that’s never going to happen because you never leave your house?

    Take this quiz and find out.

    Sheriff Alimi

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  • Why Do Nigerians Love Running On Vibes?

    When was the last time you heard someone say “We move!”? Did they really go anywhere after that? Nigerians are very hopeful people; even when something is out of their control, they’ll still fake it like they’re on top of it. So we say a lot of things that sound good but that’s all they’re for – to make us feel good. 

    You’ll see someone in a dire situation and they’ll dust it off and say “God go run am”, when in fact they have no clue what they’re doing. 

    Another one is the less hopeless “any way na way”. You don’t know what to do, but you’ll still do something in hopes that it works. To be fair, we respect the hustling spirit, but sometimes, a plan is necessary.

    The funniest one is the famous “It is well” when all is unwell. Hope is good, but what does “It is well” solve? Nothing. But then, you still have to console yourself when things aren’t good, right?

    The funniest part is that it doesn’t only affect the bad times. Even in the lighthearted social connections we have, this happens. When was the last time you told someone “I’ll get back to you” when you’re in fact just telling them farewell forever? Or when they say “Let me know when you’re around” and you nod in agreement but you both know it’s not happening.

    Another hilarious moment is when someone tells you “We gather dey” but you know deep down that you’re very much alone.

    The truth is, we’re all running on vibes. But we can only take it so far before it starts to get bad. There are certain that just don’t work with vibes. Being Nigerian can be very chaotic, and you need to always have a plan. That’s why you need health insurance for yourself and the people you love. 

    MyCoverGenius lets you buy health insurance for yourself, your business, and the people in your life. For as little as ₦2,500 a month, you can access up to ₦1million in medical coverage, and all you need to do is sign up on their website to get started.

    Sheriff Alimi

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  • 8 Things Nigerians Say When They Have No Plan

    “God go run am”

    We all know the only reason we put it in God’s hands is because we don’t know what to do again.

    “Any way na way”

    A Nigerian who has completely run out of ideas and is running of “God abeg”

    “I dey your back”

    This person is in fact, not at your back.

    “We move”

    When in fact, we’re both aware that we’re not going anywhere.

    “I’ll get back to you”

    If you ask someone for something and they tell you this, just move on. You’re not in their plans.

    “Let me know when you’re around”

    This should be the mantra for people who like to ghost others.

    “It is well”

    People only say this so you don’t have to face the fact that nothing is well and you’re in danger.

    “We gather dey”

    If anyone tells you this, be very much aware that you’re alone.

    It’s okay to run on vibes all the time, but not with your health. And that’s why you need to have health insurance for yourself and the people you love. MyCoverGenius lets you buy health insurance for yourself, your business, and the people in your life. For as little as ₦2,500 a month, you can access up to ₦1million in medical coverage, and all you need to is sign up on their website to get started.

    Sheriff Alimi

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