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  • 7 Types of Friends That Get To Go on a Vacation With You

    They’re coming for this babe on Twitter (I’m done calling it X). 

    One thing about me, I’m a staunch supporter of women’s rights and wrongs.

    So I’ve made a list of people that get to catch flights with you. There’s one catch, though: you have to accept it does, in fact, make you a villain.

    The planner

    Let’s be honest, who  likes sitting for hours on end planning places to go and activities to try and people to see?

    Introducing the planner. 

    She’ll plan every second of your vacation, and because she’s so good, she’ll still leave ample room for you to faff around and accept party invites from hot strangers but maybe don’t).

    The hot one 

    Ever heard of pretty privilege? Exactly.

    You need someone whose main role is just sitting there, looking hot AF, and getting the group free things.

    The one that knows a travel agent

    Or someone at immigration. As long as they know someone that knows someone that can make things work in your favour, they’re allowed to come with you.  But don’t worry, if you don’t have one, a rich friend is just fine.

    The rich one

    By all means, try to be a serious adult and plan a budget for your trip. But with the way the exchange rate keeps climbing, you’re definitely going to need a human ATM extremely rich friend good friend that can spend extra cash on you or bail you out when you ultimately run out of money three days into your vacation…

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    The fighter

    If, like me, you hate fights and confrontations, then you definitely need to find a friend who’s ever ready to activate her inner Speed Darlington and Portable in the face of fools. They’ll come in handy when you order spaghetti bolognese and they give you spaghetti and stew.

    The influencer friend

    She might use you right back and have you make a million TikTok videos, but as long as they’re willing to use their expensive AF phones and camera to take insane pictures of you, then you better suck it up and do the “I’m an x, of course I…” challenge.

    The stylist

    This time, they don’t actually have to be a stylist, they just need to think they are and have a million clothing options for you to choose from.

    All of this isn’t really important right now though, what’s most important is finding out if that trip will ever make it out of the group chat.

  • How to Avoid Being Broke on Vacation – Abroad Life  

    The Nigerian experience is physical, emotional, and sometimes international. No one knows it better than our features on #TheAbroadLife, a series where we detail and explore Nigerian experiences while living abroad.

    In 2022, David Owumi decided to make his first trip to Istanbul, Turkey from Nigeria. He had no form of cash on him except his ATM card. When he landed at the airport, he needed cash in order to pay for taxi to his hotel. But unfortunately, none of the ATMs seemed to work for him.

    “I tried and tried, but all the ATMs were rejecting my card! I was stuck at the airport for quite a while because I also didn’t have any friends in Istanbul to pick me up. Eventually, an ATM did work for me, but that was after I was stuck for God knows how long. I ended up leaving the airport tired around midnight.” he reminisced.

    For every 9-5 employee, a vacation sounds like the next best thing after sliced bread. However, it is easy to forget to make proper financial plans in the midst of all the excitement, and probably go broke or get stranded in the process.

    In today’s episode of Abroad Life, David and Damiliel, seasoned travelers, have tips to save you from premium embarrassment to help navigate finances while vacationing in a foreign country.

    “Before you depart, make sure to CHANGE CURRENCIES”

    This is David’s first tip, due to his experience shared earlier. As a traveller, it is important to always try to hold in cash, the currency of the country you are going to before you leave. 

    “Try to make this include the expenses in your entire vacation budget if you can,” he advise.

    “Make sure all your daily bills are sorted for the next month”

    Damaliel advises that we should not only plan a budget for the trip but also try “to plan for the month ahead when you are back in Nigeria.”

    According to him, “Saving in the current economy is quite hard, but it won’t be wise to blow your hard earned money on just the trip alone and come back home hungry. Make sure your daily bills at home are sorted out for at least the next month too.” 

    “Get your basic amenities sorted out before you leave”

    “This includes hotel accommodation, commuting bills within the city, and feeding,” David suggests. He recommends that you try to book a hotel ahead of time that can serve both breakfast and dinner.

    “It’s slightly more expensive, but it’s great to get a hotel like this in case you run out of cash, so at least you’ll not be hungry. Most hotels don’t offer lunch, but some do. If you see any like these, you should book those as well,” he says.

    In terms of commuting bills, he also suggests that you search online for dedicated taxi companies that can take you around. “At least, even if you run out of money, you can still take yourself to landmarks in the city.”

    “In your budget, always make sure to add money for miscellaneous expenses”

    Damaliel advises that one should always budget enough money for emergencies or unforeseen circumstances. And this was out of personal experience.

    He says, “Sometime around 2020 or 2021, I travelled to Dubai and contacted COVID. I needed an extra $700 for a new hotel. If not, the United Arab Emirates (UAE) government would have isolated everyone for safety purposes.”

    “Always do the math of prices in your head”

    David believes that if you are going on vacation, you should try to gather prior knowledge of the conversion rate of the country and how much things cost in general. Especially if you don’t speak their official language or lingua franca.

    “If you are travelling to France, for example, and you don’t know how to speak French, it is very easy for you to get swindled of your vacation money. There are conmen everywhere, as well as ‘brick and mortar’ businesses,’  he explains, emphasising that you shouldn’t find it easy to let go of money. “Always do the math of prices in your head.”

    “Get travel insurance”

    Travel insurance is an important money tip for David, especially if you are travelling to a “visa-free country.”

    “For countries that do not require visas, it is highly important to sort out your travel insurance. This is like an official extra budget for you aside from the one you’re carrying in case you fall sick or run into any trouble,” he advises.

  • QUIZ: How Will You Spend Your Honeymoon?

    We’ll know from your answer what you’re likely to do after your marriage. So take this quiz to find out.

  • QUIZ: We Scrambled and Removed a Letter from These Popular Vacation Spots. How Many Can You Get?

    If you can pass this quiz in two minutes, we’re entering your DM to bill you, because na you dey travel pass.

  • QUIZ: Where Should You Go for Your Next Vacation?

    We know exactly where you should go for your next vacation.

  • This Quiz Knows Where You’ll Go On Your Next Vacation

    The easiest thing about a vacation should be choosing where to go. But that can sometimes be very confusing. Don’t worry, we’ll help you with this quiz. 

  • QUIZ: Plan An Owambe And We’ll Guess Your Dream Vacation Destination

    Do you know how to plan parties? What if we told you we could guess your dream vacation destination based on how you plan an owambe, would you believe us?


  • QUIZ: Plan A Vacation, And We’ll Tell You Where To Go

    Should you vacation at the North Pole or in Egypt? Take this quiz to find out:

  • 7 Different Types of People On A Vacation

    Everywhere you go, there are different interesting characters, and a vacation is one of them. If you observe closely, here are 7 types of people you’ll find at any vacation spot.

    1. The foodies

    Code name: FFO. They live unapologetically for food, and visit every available restaurant around them. Of course, it is not complete if they don’t share bomb food pictures on the gram.

    2. The nature lovers

    These set of people love beautiful sceneries, and they document them through pictures. If you want them to love you forever, just build house for them on the vacation spot.

    3. The art lovers

    These ones are not in your mood, except you’re talking Art. Before you think of asking for their number, just take a seat and paint with them.

    4. The vloggers/photographers

    No moment escapes these ones; they’re always snapping or videoing away. Don’t lose your guard around them too much, before you see yourself trending for the wrong reasons.

    5. The enjoyment ministers

    These ones order room service and stay in their room with bae all day enjoying their life because problem no dey finish. Kpk.

    6. The fit fam

    These ones aren’t about to add an extra pound even on a vacation. They come ready with their gym wear and are at the sports centre first thing in the morning and last thing in the evening.

    7. The adventurous

    For these people, taking a tour of the whole vicinity – bar, lounge, backyard sef – is a must. Maybe it’s money that elephant swallowed they are looking for or their legs just can’t stay one place.

    Which one are you?

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  • QUIZ: Where Will Go On Baecation?

    Take this quiz to find out where your next baecation spot should be:

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  • 5 Things Evey Nigerian Does When They Visit Dubai

    1) Take a picture with a giant building in the background.

    It doesn’t even have to the Burj Khalifa. It just has to be a ridiculously tall build. Dubai is practically littered with them.

    2) Or with the dancing fountains in the background.

    Then they make the picture super cringeworthy by raising their hands to pretend they’re controlling the water.

    3) Taking a picture in a Thobe and that common red/white scarf.

    And then upload it to the Instagram with the caption, “We getting Arab money.”

    4) Ride around the desert on a quad bike.

    Let sand enter their eye small.

    5) Take a picture while uncomfortably straddling a camel.

    Trying to serve Rick O’ Connell realness while praying to God the camel doesn’t throw them off and kick their head.

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  • Nigerians are badly behaved but no one is more badly behaved than family members living with you.

    When they came over when you were a kid and there was no space for them so your parents bounced you out of your room

    There are mosquitos in the parlour now

    When a 2 week visit turns into a 2 year visit and you start wondering who the real owner of your house is

    Oya you people had better start paying rent

    When you go and spend a holiday with a family member and they turn you into the house help

    This is not what you people promised me o

    When you are complaining about spending double on food and the 8 relatives living with you unlook

    It’s like you people are mad

    Never make the mistake of asking them when they are going to leave your house

    So you are chasing us out of your house?

    How they show up at your door without notice

    You people don’t know how to call first?

    When they tell you they are coming to stay for two days but their luggage is saying something else.

    Did you come to sell market?

    When you invite only one family member to live with you and that one starts inviting more people

    Do you think this is your house?

    Privacy is a myth

    It’s our house now

    Everyday is a new argument or fight

    When you are not living in Fuji House of Commotion

    Staying late at work just so you don’t have to go and face your family members wahala at home

    I can’t come and die please
  • 9 Life changing Things Honeymooners Can Do In Mauritius
    Getting married soon and looking for the perfect place for your honeymoon? We’ve got you. Mauritius is a small, island nation on the Indian Ocean with its capital in Port Loius. It’s a stateless country with a population of about 1.4 million. The people are multi-lingual as well as multi-cultural – French, and Mauritian Creole are the major languages.

    1. Get lazy on an insanely gorgeous beach

    The Grand Baie Beach like all the others in Mauritius is so achingly beautiful it hurts.

    2. Enjoy the culture and maybe even visit a temple

    Mauritians are incredibly spiritual, and most of their religious beliefs are influenced by India.

    3. Go mountain climbing

    No real need for gym sessions if you and bae can do this a few times.

    4. Have some delicious curry-laden roadside food

    We hear Mauritians looove their curry.

    5. Try some fun underwater walking

    You and bae would have a blast!

    6. Feed these beautiful fishes

    Aren’t they gorgeous?

    7. … Or maybe get married a second time underwater, like this extra couple

    Somebody, stop these white people.

    8. Sharpen your french

    Mauritians speak mainly French and Creole, but there are a lot of English speakers as well.

    9. Just breathe in the fresh air

    Mauritius is stunningly beautiful and the people are super-warm. There’s no better place to chill out on your honeymoon.
  • A Kenyan Woman Photoshopped Her Way To China, Great Wall Included
    What do you do when you dream of going on an exotic vacation but your bank account isn’t cooperating with you?

    Instead of sitting and moping around, this Kenyan woman, Evelyn Kinya, took matters into her hand.

    Or rather, her keyboard.

    And photoshopped her way to China.

    She’s really loving it and already typing in Chinese.

    She took her shadow with her to the Great Wall of China.

    When you photoshop yourself to where your bank account couldn’t take you.

    Or when your exchange rate wouldn’t let you go. Evelyn wanted to visit China, Evelyn went to China by fire by force, Evelyn doesn’t care about haters, Be like Evelyn. [zkk_poll post=21983 poll=content_block_standard_format_6]