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  • Brethren! Women online have vexed.

    And the reason will leave you shook.

    So it started yesterday on Facebook in a group where the topic of fathers performing DNA tests on their kids to confirm paternity came up. The person that brought it up, just asked for people’s opinion on the matter but women in the group took offense.

    And got Facebook to delete the group by reporting it for insensitive material.

    There is a study that says that one in every 25 fathers is not the biological father of the child they believe to be theirs.

    You didn’t know that, did you?

    This, people of God, is why women are triggered. There are women out there who have stuff to hide and don’t want their husbands getting any ideas.

    Check out some of the reactions from women. It’ll blow your mind. Like this woman that legit sent a death threat.

    FAM! She sounded serious!

    And this one woman that thought she made a valid point.

    Then there were other reactions. Like this person that has exposed the plans of husbands everywhere after seeing this.

    This person that revealed the real reason why so many marriages are still intact.

    This person that kinda gave solid advice.

    This person that insists that DNA testing is not in our culture.

    This person that doesn’t even need DNA tests.

    This joke based on real events.

    This person that is tired of all the lying and deceit.

    This person that has decided where his DNA is from without tests.

    This one about deadbeat fathers.

    Of course deadbeat fathers will want DNA tests. They’ll take any chance they get to escape responsibility. LOL

    This person that suggests you do a lot of tests…..for some reason.

    This woman that is all for DNA testing.

    This person that came to offer his bizarre services.

    And now, we leave you with this insane story/testimony.

    This world sha.

    Nawa oh.

    More Zikoko!

    This Was Every Secondary School Classroom In Nigeria During Sex Education

    Astor George

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  • The Hilarious Story Of An Examination Cheater

    1. When you’ve been in class all through the semester doing everything but listening.

    But you keep telling yourself “I can still catch up”.

    2. And it is time for the final exam:

    Ahan the semester just started last week now!

    3. But you are lucky and the instructor announces an exam review.

    God bless you sir!

    4. So you try to get every single word said in that class.

    I’m not about to waste my tuition money!

    5. But then you gauge the 90 pages you have to read:

    Is this even possible?

    6. But you remember how much you paid that semester:

    We all gonna die on the line.

    7. After 20 pages your brain says “Storage capacity reached”.

    Dying on the line, suspended till further notice.

    8. But as a smart person you have a plan B.

    You may be smart but I am smarter.

    9. Then you call your squad together:

    Gentlemen, we have a problem come together.

    10. To practice the seating formations and tactics:

    We all have to graduate together guys.

    11. Exam day and the squad about to take their positions and murder the exam.

    So full of confidence and what not.

    12. But the invigilator has other plans and catches on to the plan.

    And he hits you with “I wasn’t born last night, you people want to cheat”.

    13. And he spaces everyone out like he’s doing coordinates.

    So far apart you cannot smell each others perfume anymore.

    14. So you spend the first ten minutes trying to remember what you read last night:

    But your brain says “LOL What a wasted effort”.

    15. So you spend the next one hour calculating:

    How much it will cost to re-sit for that exam and class.

    16. And end up wishing you had made better decisions.

    *cries in carryovers*

    Tobi Smith

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