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  • Talk True: Does Eating Beans Actually Make You Tall?

    Talk True is a Zikoko limited series for medical myth-busting. With each episode, we’ll talk to medical professionals about commonly misunderstood health issues to get the actual facts.


    If you grew up in a Nigerian home, you know it’s a given that Saturdays are reserved for beans or beans-derived meals. And if you didn’t like beans, you were likely encouraged to eat it or prepare to be short. Beans have been so associated with height that almost every tall person can relate to being presented with the “Do you like beans?” question at least once in their lifetime.

    But how did our parents and grannies start championing the “beans for height” theory in the first place? Is it a claim based on facts, or yet another ploy to force us to eat the food at home? Ayooluwa Okunjolu, a nutritionist, provides answers.

    Why’s the “beans for height” theory even a thing?

    “Beans are a great source of plant-based protein, and protein is an essential nutrient for growth and development — which we assumed means “height” — but few people actually know that beans isn’t all protein. It’s a great protein source, but that’s not all it is,” Ayooluwa says.

    While beans contain 21-25% protein by weight — much higher than other plant-based protein sources — it contains about 65-72% complex carbohydrates by weight as well. Meaning it’s technically more carbs than protein. So, using beans alone as the primary source of protein in your diet won’t exactly provide all the growth and development your body needs. 

    Nigerian mothers right now

    So, does eating beans actually make you tall?

    “If it were true, I’d definitely be six feet tall, because my mum made sure I ate a lot of beans growing up,” Ayooluwa notes. 

    It just doesn’t work that way

    He explains further.

    Growth and development are more of a cellular thing: organ development, tissue building and repair, cognitive development, etc.

    Protein-rich food like beans supports growth and development, but it’s just one piece of the puzzle when it comes to increase in height. Genetic factors account for approximately 60-80% of a person’s height, while environmental factors — like diet, exercise and lifestyle — contribute only 20-40%.

    Your diet can impact whether you reach your maximum height potential, but it can’t alter the genetic potential for height. So, I’m sorry, but if your parents aren’t tall, it’s unlikely you’ll be tall regardless of the amount of beans you eat.”

    Eating beans doesn’t equal to height, dear

    Should you stop eating beans, then?

    Definitely not. Beans contribute to healthy iron and Vitamin B intake, which prevents anaemia that could result in delayed growth in children. Some sources also say it’s great for brain power. As Ayooluwa explains, improper nutrition will also lead to an individual not reaching their full height potential.

    “Beans are a very important part of our diet. It’s really nutritious, and when taken together with other healthy foods in a balanced diet, the body grows as it should.”

    What kind of food can make you tall?

    A balanced approach to nutrients is key. If your genetic blueprint doesn’t have “six feet” levels of height, there’s almost nothing food can do. But nutrition can help, and Ayooluwa explains that it’s an all-hands-on-deck approach. 

    “There’s no special food that’ll make you taller, but balancing all the nutrients is essential for growth and development. Nutrients like carbs, healthy fats, protein, vitamins and minerals are all equally important.”

    Is there still hope for short people?

    Not exactly. There’s hardly any physical change (read as height) that can happen once you’ve crossed puberty. This is because your bones stop growing and essentially fuse together.

    “We stop growing around age 20, so eating healthy shouldn’t be for the purpose of getting taller at that age. Growth starts from infancy. Once there’s malnourishment and stunted development from an early age, it’s difficult to change in adulthood. So, doing the right thing from the beginning is essential. It doesn’t mean adults shouldn’t eat healthily, though. Remember, there’s still cellular growth and development going on — tissue repair and muscle building, for instance.”

    The takeaway

    Beans are a great source of protein, but it’s not the only factor involved in height. Ensuring a well-balanced diet from childhood will help you reach your full growth potential. But height is largely genetics. So, if it didn’t dey, it didn’t dey.


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  • How to Be a Tall Girl in Nigeria

    Apart from not finding shoes their size, tall Nigerian women often deal with comments like, “You are too tall for that dress” or questions like, “Will you marry a short man?”. In this article, Chigozie Obi offers some tips on how to be a tall girl in Nigeria. 

    1. Wear whatever clothes you want

    People often try to police what tall girls can and cannot wear. This is how you learn to be your biggest critic. To overcome this, wear whatever clothes you want. If short dresses or mini skirts are your thing, go for it. People will judge you no matter what so please yourself first, the world will adjust. 

    2. Sis, wear those heels

    I’ve always felt like I was too tall for heels. This affected my style and how well I wear certain outfits. Last year, I started wearing heels and I haven’t looked back since then. I rock them with confidence because I know I look fantastic. I am no longer worried about being the tallest person in the room.

    3. You are and can be feminine 

    This is especially for the big tall girls in Nigeria. People will try to put you in a masculine box which can also influence how you see yourself. You don’t need to be dainty, small or slim to be considered feminine and you don’t need to be feminine to be treated better. Don’t shrink yourself trying to become more feminine. If you are masculine, that’s fine too. No matter how you present, you are worthy of love, admiration and desire. 


    4. You don’t need to play basketball or model because you’re tall

    Please and please! It’s not a must. Find things you love and bask in the joy they bring you.

    5. Consider dating people shorter than you 

    Sometimes, what we have defined as ‘spec’ is really just a manifestation of us being closed minded. The idea that a tall woman cannot date shorter men needs to die. If that’s your preference, make sure it’s not informed by any toxic societal standards. You too deserve your tall person that makes you feel smaller if that’s what you want. 

    6. Don’t let people fetishize you 

    As tall girls, we’ll get a lot of, “Amazon”, “Stallion”, “I want you to step on me” comments. They are cool but some people can take it further with an extra mile by making weird requests simply because you are tall. You should put a halt to it if it makes you uncomfortable. 

    7. Surround yourself with people that hype you

    Being friends with people who make you feel bad about yourself is a major vibe sucker. Avoid them. Find your tribe and flourish. 

    There’s no one way to be a tall girl. Be who you want to be, do what you want to do, don’t shrink yourself for anybody. You’ll thank yourself for choosing you. 

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  • Hey, Tall People Are Tired Of Hearing These Things

    Someone said short people ask too many questions. Tall people would agree. Here’s a list of things tall people are tired of hearing about their height.

    1. Do you play basketball?

    No.

    2. You should play basketball.

    No.

    3. Why are you tall?

    Why are you asking stupid questions?

    4. How tall are you?

    Tall people have to answer this question 68 times everyday.

    5. Are your parents tall?

    What will this information do for you? Please tell me.

    6. You are tall.

    Gee, thanks, I wouldn’t have noticed if you didn’t point it out.

    7. How’s the weather up there?

    If you don’t geddifuck outta here…

    8. Help me bring this thing from the tall shelf

    WHY DID YOU PUT IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

    9. You’re so long

    Are you talking about my height or…

    10. Longitude

    Why the fuck do people think randomly looking at someone tall and saying “Longitude” is an appropriate thing to do?

    11. Are you a model?

    Yes. Every tall person is a model.

    12. Marry a short woman

    No. I will marry a tall woman and and produce tall offspring so that we can rid the earth of your kind, oh dwarf.

    13. My friend is taller than you

    Fuck, now I have to kill myself.

    14. Watch your head, no let fan cut you

    This one is actually useful. What is it doing on this list?

    15. I bet you have women kissing your feet

    Is that a fetish or…

    16. What’s your shoe size

    If I tell you this and you don’t buy me shoes…

  • 18 Everyday Struggles For All Tall People
    The taller you are, the more the struggles…

    1. When someone sees you and goes “You’re so tall!” like you forgot or something.

    That’s not obvious at all.

    2. Or they ask “are you a basketballer?”

    Yes, absolutely. All tall people play basketball.

    3. Random person: You should be a model.

    Please, tell me more.

    4. When someone expects you to cram your lengthy legs into the backseat of a car.

    Are you not mad like this?

    5. If you’re a really tall girl, you get the ‘don’t wear heels’ advice often.

    Shut your soul up!

    6. When your personal shoemaker would rather make you sandals than shoes. Because shoe size 49.

    I’m not even mad.

    7. When someone stares at you from your face down to your feet and back to your face again.

    Are you convinced that I’m human now?

    8. People assume you’re not single because you’re tall, dark and slightly handsome.

    Is it your single?

    9. When a short person tries to use you as shade.

    If you don’t get!

    10. When you see a fellow tall person.

    I see you.

    11. But when you’re over 6ft. but someone taller comes along.

    My oga.

    12. This is you when most of your squad are shorter than you.

    They see me rollin’…

    13. When you have to slow yourself down because you always walk slightly faster than the people you’re with.

    Can’t you people walk faster?

    14. When you lie down on your bed and two-tenths of your body is outside the bed.

    Gosh!

    15. When long-sleeved shirts are three-quarter sleeves for you.

    It’s fine.

    16. When people hug you, they’re also accepting to have their faces in your armpit.

    It’s not my fault, it’s the height difference.

    17. When you’re in a crowd or at a movie and people keep yelling that you’re blocking their view as if you grew tall solely for that purpose.

    Move to the front, you muppet!

    18. You, when you find correct length jeans.

    It’s been too long.