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  • 6 Ways To Know Nigerians Who Hate Spending Money

    We all know Nigerians like to manage money, but there are people who absolutely HATE spending money. They’ll do anything to avoid opening their purses. ANYTHING. Spending other people’s money is their calling. If there’s a promo somewhere, they are there.

    Always asking for giveaway

    They’ve turned on notifications to Don Jazzy’s tweets. You can surely find their account number under any giveaway post. I’m not mentioning any names o.

    Always looking for promo code

    You’ll find them easily on your Whatsapp with “Does anyone have uber/bolt promo code? Urgent pls.” Because they are always in a hurry not to spend their money.

    Always pricing things in the supermarket

    Don’t be taken aback when you get to the checkout and you see them asking if 750 for Dano milk is the last price because they bought it in Balogun market for 730 yesterday.

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    Knows where all the cheap things are sold

    You have to give it to them; they make the best plugs if you need to find the cheapest things. Cars, phone, clothes, they have a plug. 

    jeans in Yaba market, Zikoko halfnaked

    Been using the same phone forever

    I mean, they hate spending. Of course they are not going to change a perfectly working phone.

    Their USB cord is on its last life

    They know themselves.

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    Now, come and read this one: 6 Excuses To Break Up With Your Nigerian Girlfriend

  • 14 Images Anyone Who Hates Spending Money Can Relate To

    1. When you buy something and you hear “oga make I keep the change”

    Don’t let the devil use you.

    2. When someone invites you to go and eat but says “bring your wallet”

    Thanks. I’m not hungry.

    3. “The Aso Ebi will be N35,000 and N9,000 for gele”

    I think I have something similar at home.

    4. When it is time to buy Christmas gifts for people

    I don’t really celebrate Christmas like that.

    5. When you walk into a shop but the prices are not smiling

    “Do you have the golden reddish brown color?”

    6. When your friends ask you when next you are going to the club

    I always have malaria every friday night please.

    7. When you get asked why you are single

    Relationships are expensive abeg.

    8. When you are driving past Chicken Republic or KFC

    There is rice and new stew at home.

    9. What your phone charger looks like

    Because, it is still working.

    10. You, at any owambe now that tomato don cost

    Leave me o! Let me just do breakfast, lunch and supper here.

    11. When you see an indicator light on the dashboard of your car

    After I pray and anoint the car, it will be okay.

    12. How you feel when it’s time to pay your rent and bills at the same time

    My God, why?

    13. When you see an item you really want

    I still have one at home I am managing.

    14. When you hear the price for a show is N10,000 for a regular ticket

    I don’t think I will be able to make it.