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  • All the Times Nigeria Won at the Olympics

    The new edition of the Olympic Games will run from July 26 to August 11, 2024. All qualified nations, including Nigeria, will be in Paris to participate in the upcoming international multi-sport event.

    Since 1952 (except 1976), Nigeria has participated in all Olympic games, and despite having only 27 medals to show for it, we’re there again in this 2024 edition. As we look forward to Nigeria’s action at this year’s edition, this article revisits all the times Nigeria won at the Olympics.

    1964

    Nigeria won her first bronze medal in Tokyo in 1964 through Nojeem Maiyegun. Nojeem won the bronze medal in the men’s light middleweight category.

    Photo: The Nation

    1972

    Isaac Ikhouria, a Nigerian boxer in the men’s light-heavyweight category, won a bronze medal in München, West Germany 1972.

    Ikhouria at the 2nd right (Photo: Wikipedia)

    1984

    A five-person relay team won Nigeria’s first-ever medal in athletics at the Olympics in the men’s 4×400 metres race. The group, made up of Sunday Uti, Innocent Egbunike, Moses Ugbesien, and Rotimi Peters, won the bronze medal with a winning time of 2:59.32. The time record was an African record that stood until 1996.

    Also in 1984, Peter Konyyegwachie, a Nigerian boxer, won a silver medal in the men’s featherweight category.

    1992

    The Nigerian men’s 4×100 metres relay team (Oluyemi Kayode, Chidi Imoh, Olapade Adeniken, Davidson Ezinwa, Osmond Ezinwa) won a silver medal. The 4×100 metres relay for women (Mary Onyali, Christy Opara-Thompson, Beatrice Utondo, Faith Idehen) won a bronze medal.

    Men’s heavyweight boxer David Izonritei won a silver medal. Richard Igbineghu also won silver for Nigeria in the men’s super-heavyweight category. 

    Photo: GettyImages

    1996

    Nigeria claimed its first Olympic gold medal this year in the women’s long jump through Chioma Ajunwa (now a Nigerian police officer). The Super Eagles also won a gold medal in football.

    A silver medal came through the women’s 4×400 metres relay (the first since 1984). The relay team had Bisi Afolabi, Fatima Yusuf, Charity Opara, Falilat Ogunkoya.

    Mary Onyali and Calister Ubah won a bronze medal in the women’s 200-metre category. Falilat Ogunkoya, Fatima Yusuf and Bisi Afolabi won a bronze medal in the 400-metre category. Duncan Dokiwari won another bronze medal in the men’s boxing super-heavyweight category.

    2000

    Nigeria claimed the gold medal in the men’s 4×400 metres relay, a silver medal in the women’s 100 metres hurdles, and another in the women’s weightlifting heavyweight category.

    Photo: Newsweek

    2004

    Nigeria won two bronze medals—one in the men’s 4×100 metres relay and the other in men’s 4×400 metres relay categories. 

    Photo: Making of Champions

    2008

    Nigeria won three silver and two bronze medals in the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, China.

    The women’s team won a silver 4×100 metres relay. Blessing Okagbare got a silver medal in the women’s long jump, and the Super Eagles also got one in the men’s football category. Men’s taekwondo (Chika Chukwumerije) won a bronze medal, and so did Maryam Usman for the weightlifting women’s super-heavyweight category.

    Maryam Usman at the 2008 Olympics (Photo: Making of Champions)

    2016

    The Super Eagles won a bronze medal in the men’s football category.

    Photo: BellaNaija

    2020

    Ese Brume won a bronze medal in the women’s long jump category, and Blessing Oborududu won a silver medal in the women’s freestyle wrestling light-heavyweight category.

    Photo: Sports Brief

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  • Tobi Amusan Is Writing One Record Book At a Time

    Since childhood, Tobi Amusan has dreamed of running the world. Born in Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State, she took an early interest in football, but it didn’t matter if she tactically passed the ball or dribbled like Jay Jay Okocha; she did another thing better—tirelessly running around. Her football coach recognised her talent and advised her to switch to tracks. Thankfully, Tobi found a track coach who took her under his wing after. That marked the start of her career in Ijebu-Ode.

    Since coming into national consciousness in 2013, Tobi Amusan has gone from a local champion to a national sensation. She is now a top world runner. Her trajectory has taken an upward flight and this is a look into her career and growth.

    March 2013: Tobi Amusan’s win at the African Youth Championships

    In 2013, the first edition of African Youth Championships, a bi-annual competition for African athletes aged 15 to 17, kicked off in Warri, Delta State. Tobi Amusan participated and won the 200-metre silver medal. In the same year, Tobi competed at the World Athletics U18 Championship in Donetsk, Ukraine, but she was disqualified for lane infringement. This setback didn’t hold her back, though; she bounced back the following year.

    2014 – 2015: Back to winning medals

    By 2014, Tobi Amusan had switched to hurdles and debuted at the African Youth Games in Botswana, where she won a silver medal in the 100 metres hurdles. A year later, Tobi claimed her first African U20 gold medal at the African Junior Athletics Championship in Addis Ababa and her second gold at her debut at the All-Africa Games in Brazzaville, Congo.

    2016: Scholarship and the World Junior Championship

    Tobi received a scholarship to study at the University of Texas at El Paso in 2016. There, she earned the 2016 Female Track Athlete of the Year award, won two golds in 100m and 200m hurdles,a silver medal in long jump, and broke a 33-year-old hurdles university record. 

    Subsequently, she participated in the 2016 World Junior Championships and came fifth in the final. Then, she participated in and reached the semi-final of the 100m at the Rio Olympic Games.

    Tobi Amusan spent 2017 setting more hurdles records at the University of Texas, El Paso, where she met her new coach, Lacena Golding-Clarke, a three-time decorated Olympian from Jamaica. Later, in August 2017, she represented Nigeria at the IAAF World Championships in London. 

    2018: More championships and medals 

    In 2018, Tobi reached the final at the Birmingham World Indoor Championships in London, where she represented Nigeria. She also won the final race at the Commonwealth Games hosted at Gold Coast, Australia.

    Later in the year, Nigeria hosted the 21st Africa Championship in Athletics for the second time in Asaba and Tobi won a gold medal and her first African Championship title, becoming the first Nigerian to win gold for the country in the 100m hurdles since Judy Bell-Gam at the first edition in 1979.

    2019: She won one, lost one

    Tobi defended her title at the 22nd edition of the Africa Championship in Athletics in Rabat, Morocco. Despite the winning streak, she came fourth place at the World Championship in Doha, Qatar in October 2019.

    2021: First Nigerian Diamond League Champion

    Tobi Amusan competed at the Zürich Diamond League, got to the final, and set a new African record of 12.42 seconds, becoming the first Nigerian to win a Diamond League trophy. It was an incredible feat.

    2022: More wins

    In June, Tobi successfully defended her 100m hurdles title at the African Championship.

    Tobi was at her new best at the 2022 World Championship. She ran 12.06 seconds at the final and emerged as the first Nigerian world champion at the World Athletics Championships.

    Not resting on her oasis, Tobi retained her title at the Commonwealth Games and a second gold medal in August. She ended 2022 by winning the 100m hurdles to defend her Zürich Diamond League championship title successfully.

    Tobi Amusan spent 2023 fighting anti-doping charges and suspension. Eventually, she was declared not guilty. Though she returned to the track in the same year, her performance wasn’t impressive.

    2024: The fastest woman in the world

    In January, Tobi set an African record of 7.77 seconds at the Astana Indoor Meet in Kazakhstan. One month later, she set a new African record of 7.75 seconds at the New Balance Indoor Grand Prix in Boston. Three months later, she won the women’s 100m hurdles at the Jamaica Athletics Invitational where she defeated World champion Danielle Williams and set a world lead time of 12.40 seconds, becoming the world’s fastest woman in 100m hurdles.

  • I Had an Exciting Experience at CMT Finesse Football & Basketball Tournaments, Courtesy of gomoney

    Football and basketball are two sports I always look forward to. The dribble, the thrill of scoring, and the cheering for my team, creates a level of excitement that I can’t explain. Experiencing this again at the just concluded game organized by CMT Finesse, sponsored by my best Nigerian digital bank; gomoney, the bank you deserve, was so satisfying. 

    First off, I didn’t even know that Abuja has so many world-class football players, no cap. It’s not only Alte artists and Aso-Rock babies we have, don’t drag me abeg but the way the coaches and players were gingering each other, it felt like a movie. It was too sweet! The basketball game, on the other hand, got me so hyped I almost thought it was a live NBA competition.  I’ve never been this pumped at any basketball game. There was something electrifying about witnessing the swishes and slam dunks from the teams in person. The ambience of the Mo Arena too was exhilarating. You’d almost think you were at the NBA championships.

    Simply put, both tournaments had me screaming and stomping my feet so hard that people kept giving me bombastic side eye, like “oga no spoil our grass”. Another thing I can’t but mention is how gomoney was able to show that they are really the bank young people can count on. I’ve used the bank for a while, and its features are super functional, but supporting activities that aren’t necessarily finance-inclined – like sports, showed how interested they are in making an impact in young people’s ambitions. Basically, their participation at the event was a nod to a respect for sports, and Nigeria’s young demographic. To be honest, they clearly seem like a bank made for digital natives and tech-savvy youngsters; they have shown this through previous sponsorships, with Zikoko’s HERtitude’23 being a recent one. The energy at the games and leading conversations attest to this.

    Think about it, they want to help you manage your finances, live your soft life and enjoy what you’re passionate about. I’m definitely curious to see more gomoney sponsored events in Abuja. At least, the Lagos cool kids will see that we do more than just hang out at parks and gardens. Again, please nobody should drag me.

    Overall, it’s safe to conclude that basketball and football games sponsored by gomoney ignited my love for sports in an unforgettable way, and gomoney again, backed up its reputation as the bank we all deserve. So, if you want to bank on gomoney, you know the drill; download the app from your Google Play Store or iOS app store and let’s get this started.

  • Nigerian Musicians Aren’t Playing; They’re on the Biggest Sports Stages Now

    It’s now casual doings for afrobeats to break or set one or two records daily. And performing at the biggest sport events in the world is just part of it. We compile all the times our music has been on these iconic stages.

    Several CAF Awards

    This organisation is obviously a huge fan of afrobeats. Everyone from Yemi Alade and Korede Bello (2016) to Wizkid (2017) and Tiwa Savage (2017 and 2022) have graced that stage. And it’s hard to forget Flavour’s 2016 performance with the cultural dancers and masquerade.

    2022 World Cup final

    Two major historical things happened at this huge event. France became the first team to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final and lose. And it was the first time the competition would put out a theme song collection, featuring different international artists. Davido was one of them, making him the first Nigerian musician to perform on a FIFA World Cup stage, joining Senegal’s Youssou N’Dour and Benin Republic’s Angelique Kidjo.

    2022 World Tennis League commencement ceremony

    On the 20th of December, 2022, Wizkid made history as the first and only afrobeats artist to perform at the league’s commencement ceremony, alongside Ne-Yo and Armin van Buuren. At the Coca-Cola Arena, Dubai, Wiz entertained the multicultural audience with hit songs like Azonto, Fever, Soco and Mood.

    READ: How Much Would Nigerian Musicians Cost if They Were Professional Footballers?

    2023 NBA All-Stars halftime show

    It was a three-peat moment for afrobeats at the 72nd All-Stars halftime show, as Tems, Burna Boy and Rema gave the U.S. basketball audience a taste of African rhythm and sounds. Burna performed Anybody and It’s Plenty, Rema followed with Calm Down and Holiday, ushering in Tems to close the performance with Crazy Things, Free Mind and her verses from Wizkid’s Essence and Future’s Wait For U. Nigerian music went from playing on NBA stars’ Instagram stories to featuring live on their game court.

    2022/2023 Champions League final

    After Burna sold out a stadium in London, it’s well-deserved that he’d headline the UEFA Champions League’s opening ceremony of the final game. The world’s greatest football club competition, hosted Burna Boy in Istanbul, where he performed a medley of It’s Plenty and Last Last and gave further proof that he’s one of afrobeats’ greatest performers.

    Quai54 2022

    The world’s biggest streetball tournament finally made its return after the 2020 pandemic in July 2022. And Yemi Alade, 1da Banton, Fally Ipupa and DaBaby were invited to Paris to give some electrifying performances. While Yemi Alade’s music isn’t new to French-speaking communities, the crowd didn’t spare Ida Banton’s music any excitement. 

    2023 African Nations Championship (CHAN)

    https://youtu.be/BmO1B7bATSg

    The afrobeats movement took centre stage at CHAN’s closing ceremony, as CKay took the gospel of Love Nwantiti and Emiliano to over 40,000 people. They turned the sad romance tunes into a rave at the Nelson Mandela Stadium in Baraki, Algiers. Seeing as artists like CKay and Burna Boy are gracing major stages, there may be benefits to eating breakfast after all.

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  • 12 Crazy Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes to Celebrate His Retirement at 41

    With an illustrious football career spanning 24 years, 41-year-old Zlatan Ibrahimovic has announced that he’ll retire after completing this season with AC Milan.

    Source: Sky News

    He is talented on the pitch, but it’s his unapologetic arrogance confidence that’s made him a media magnet.

    Join us as we reminisce with a compilation of his most memorable quotes.

    “One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch”

    – When his country, Sweden, was knocked out of the play-offs for the 2014 WorldCup.

    “What do you mean, present? She got Zlatan.”

    – When asked what he’d get his girlfriend for her engagement gift.

    And there was this famous exchange with a reporter ahead of the 2014 World Cup qualifying playoffs:

    Zlatan: “Only God knows who will go through.”

    Reporter: “It’s hard to ask him.”

    Zlatan: “You’re talking to him.”

    “We’re looking for an apartment. If we don’t find anything, then I’ll probably just buy a hotel.”

    – When he moved to Paris, where finding a new home was difficult.

    Craziest Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes

    Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned him down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.”

    – Zlatan said this in an interview when quizzed about interests from big clubs during the early years of his career.

    Craziest Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes

    “Lions. They don’t compare themselves with humans.”

    – When asked if he thought the other strikers in the league were better than him.

    Craziest Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes

    “It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.”

    – On his move to PSG in 2012.

    Craziest Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes

    “I haven’t met her yet. But when I do, I’ll date her.”

    – His response when asked to name the world’s most beautiful woman.

    Craziest Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes

    “I won’t be the King of Manchester. I will be the God of Manchester.”

    – His response to Eric Cantona’s comments that he would be the “prince of Manchester”.

    Craziest Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes

    “I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am.”

    – Zlatan bragging about his ability upon joining Manchester United in 2016.

    Craziest Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes

    “I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.”

    – Zlatan referencing his age when asked about his good start to the season after joining Manchester United in 2016. He was 34 at the time.

    Craziest Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes

    “I didn’t injure you on purpose, and you know that. If you accuse me again, I’ll break both your legs, and that time it will be on purpose.”

    – He didn’t appreciate Rafael van der Vaart’s accusation that he purposely injured him during a match between Sweden (Zlatan’s team) and Netherlands (Rafael’s team) in 2004. 

  • Can We Bribe Men To Not Talk About These Things This Week?

    Last week came with so many controversial happenings that we can’t be more sure it’ll be impossible to get men to keep quiet about the following:

    Arsenal and their big EPL dreams

    Being a Gunner is painful; steady hoping but never actually winning. They actually thought they’d grab the English Premier League (EPL) title and end the season as champions. Hey Siri, play ”Vivid Imagination” by KWAM1.

    Lakers and the legend of Lebron James

    Imagine being an Arsenal and LA Lakers fan. Lakers supporters hoped Lebron would save them, but they lost to the Nuggets. Now 0-3 down, they’re still saying, “Lakers in 7”. Let it go, bro.

    Twitter

    SportyBet Woes

    “My ticket don cut again” bros won’t stop talking about how last weekend games and SportyBet stopped them from becoming overnight millionaires. Worse still, they wanted to bet one thousand naira to cashout two million naira. What are the odds?

    Zikoko Memes

    The Agbado Boys

    Twitter for politics is filled with men who constantly analyse the president-elect’s forthcoming swear-in and hand-over ceremonies. Then there are ones threatening Nigerians not to go near Eagle Square. God, ABEG.

    Zikoko Memes

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    “Where’s the love?”

    Every other day, there’s someone subbing women on public forums. We don’t have much to say about this, but aren’t you the ones that don‘t talk to your babes for two days? 

    Zikoko Memes

    “Na man dey do man”

    These are the ones who are always crying about how rich tech-bros and sugar daddies have taken all the babes from them.

    Zikoko Memes

    Nigerian men don’t cheat

    Nigerian men who are trying to beat the “all men cheat” allegations suffered a huge setback since 2Baba’s appearance on Young, Famous and African season two. Doesn’t look like we’ll ever beat the allegations.

    Zikoko Memes

    Intermission: Start picking out the sluttiest outfits for HERtitude 2023, the biggest all-hot-women party. It’s on Saturday, and it’s going to be HOT. In case you haven’t bought your ticket yet, here you go.

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  • 15 Nigerians Hilda Baci Has Joined on the Guinness World Records List

    You have to be living under a rock to not have heard of Hilda Baci, the 27-year-old chef who set out to break the Guinness World Record for the longest cooking marathon by an individual (86 hours and 45 minutes). And after a long weekend of back-to-back stirring and sprinkling, she finally did it on Monday, May 15, 2023. 

    Hilda Baci has united Nigerians like never before. But as the folks at Guinness get their ink ready to add her name to their list, here’s a brief history lesson on some of the other Guinness world record-breaking Nigerians you need to know. 

    https://twitter.com/zikokomag/status/1658007152118644736?s=20

    Wizkid

    Source: Wizkid Daily

    Everyone knows Big W has a Grammy and one of the best Nigerian albums of all time with Made in Lagos, but did you know Ayo from Surulere is also in the Guinness Book of World Records? Wizkid made history as the first Afrobeats artiste to enter the book when One Dance, his collaboration with Drake and Kyla, became the first song ever to reach one billion streams on Spotify in 2018. 

    Chidera Anemege 

    Source: Getty Images

    He is a Nigerian rapper based in the United States of America who set the record for the longest rap freestyle by an individual during the MTV O Music Awards in 2011. He rapped for nine hours straight. 

    DJ Obi 

    Source: The Guardian 

    DJ Obi might be famous for Obi’s House now, but in 2016, he set a record for the longest-ever DJ set, with 240 hours of nonstop music at Sao Cafe in Lagos. 

    Femi Kuti 

    Source: Global Citizen

    Femi Kuti is an icon and the Guinness world record holder for holding a single note on a saxophone for 51 minutes and 35 seconds. He did this at a concert in the Fela Shrine in 2017. 

    Sandra Ikeji 

    Source: Instagram/Sandra Ikeji

    The CEO of Black Dove Models and sister to our fave chaotic Real Housewife, Laura Ikeji, secured a spot in the Guinness Book of Records for the most bridesmaids any bride has ever had on her train, with 200 bridesmaids at her 2020 wedding. We can only imagine how interesting their WhatsApp group must be. 

    Rema 

    Source: Billboard

    Rema is genuinely divine because there’s literally nothing he can’t do at this point. The Mavin/Jonzing singer entered the Guinness Book of Records in 2023 as the first artiste to top the MENA Charts with his single Calm Down. The MENA Charts is the inaugural Middle Eastern and North African chart that tracks the biggest songs in those regions. 

    Gbenga Ezekiel 

    Source: Radio Nigeria 

    Skipping can be stressful, but Gbenga Ezekiel can’t relate, especially after setting the record for the most skips on one leg when he skipped 265 times in 2022. There are levels to this thing. 

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    Stephen Keshi 

    Source: Goal.com

    The former Nigerian Super Eagles player and coach entered the Guinness Book of World Records when he became the youngest person to win the Africa Cup of Nations as both a player and coach. He first won the cup as a player and captain of the team in 1994 at 32, and then, as the team’s coach in 2013 when he was 51. He passed away in 2016. 

    Pinki Debbie 

    Source: Bella Naija

    Pinki Debbie is a Nigerian dancer and fitness enthusiast who’s famous for gaining entry into the Guinness Book of Records after dancing for 150 hours (seven days) straight in 2017. This record was previously held by Kaffy who led a dance party that lasted for 52 hours and three minutes back in 2006. 

    Harrison Chinedu 

    Source: The Sun 

    Harrison Chinedu is a Nigerian footballer who entered the Guinness World Records after travelling 48.04 km for six hours and 15 minutes with a ball on his head. He set this record in 2016. 

    Haruna Abdulhazeez

    Source: OloriSuperGal

    Haruna Abdulhazeez is a Nigerian tennis player who set the record for the most hits of a tennis ball with a tennis racket in one minute. He did this in 2018 when he recorded 187 hits in just one minute.

    Adetunwase Adenle 

    Source: OloriSuperGal

    Adetunwase Adenle is a teacher and artiste with not one but four entries in the Guinness Book of World Records. He set his first record in 2010 when he brought 350 Nigerian children together to create the biggest painting by a large number of people — 63.5m x 49.3m. His second and third record came in 2011 when he organised an event with the most children (4,222) reading in one place, to encourage reading culture, and another with the highest number of children (37,809) washing their hands at the same time. Finally, in 2016, he set a new record for the world’s biggest post office stamp ( 2.448 m2). 

    Tuedon Morgan 

    Source: Wikipedia 

    Tuedon Morgan is a two-time Guinness world record holder with the quickest half marathon on each continent (female) at ten days, 23 hours, and 37 minutes, and the quickest half marathon on each continent and the North Pole (female), with a record of 62 days, 12 hours, 58 minutes and 49 seconds.

    Olawumi Treasure Bayode 

    Source: The Nation

    Bayo Treasure Olawunmi is the Guinness World Record holder for the longest reading marathon, after reading aloud for 120 hours (five days) nonstop in 2018. 

    Folashade Oluwafemiayo 

    Source: Premium Times

    Folashade Oluwafemiayo not only set a new record for the heaviest power lift by a female paralympic athlete with 155 kg at the 2022 Commonwealth Games, but she also broke her own record from 2020. Talk about iconic. 

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  • These 10 Pictures Will Make Any Arsenal Fan Cry

    Hi there, Arsenal fan. If you think we’re trying to make you nostalgic, you’re right. If you also think we’re trying to make you cry because your club is now in shambles, you’re also right.

    Just enjoy this throwback to the times when Arsenal used to be lit.

    Arsenal goes 49 league games unbeaten in the 2003/2004 season

    Arsenal beats Madrid at the Bernabeu Stadium in 2006

    No English club had ever done this.

    Arsenal plays against Barcelona in the Champions League final in 2006. 

    Only God knows when we’ll see this happen again.

    They still lost anyway, but that’s not the point.

    Bergkamp scores the goal of the season in 1997

    Thierry Henry helps Arsenal to a 5 – 1 win against Inter Milan in 2003

    Where did all the good times go?


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    Arsenal wins the FA Cup final against Liverpool in 1971

    Arsenal wins the “Battle of Old Trafford” in September 2003

    Here’s Arsenal winning the league right at the death in 1989. 

    They hadn’t won a league title in 18 years prior.

    Narrator: “and downhill they go from here”

    The Invincibles of 2003/2004

    Just try and hold back the tears, okay?

    Appointing Arsene Wenger as Manager in 1996

    Gunners will deny their love for this man but deep down, they know they want him back.


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  • QUIZ: You Have 2 Minutes To Unscramble These Footballer Names

    Do you really watch football or you’re one of the frauds that only watch the highlights? Can you prove yourself? Unscramble the names of these players in 2 minutes if you’re so sure.

  • Messi Vs. Ronaldo: These Nigerian Men Pick Their GOAT

    If you want to start a war, ask football fans to choose between Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. Over here, we do usually like violence, so we decided to ask these Nigerian men to pick their football faves and tell us why. The shade was plenty, but these are some of the answers they gave us. 

    Ryan, 33

    I hate both of them, but let me start with all the reasons I can’t stand that short man devil, Messi. First off, he has scored countless goals against my team, Arsenal, including a hattrick. I also hate the fact that his stans continue to suck him off even though he hasn’t won a Champions League without Xavi and Iniesta. He is currently fighting for his life in a farmers’ league right now, but FIFA and the media keep giving him awards to support their propaganda that he is the greatest footballer. 

    I admire Ronaldo, but I’m not a fan. I only support him because doing so makes Messi stans angry. 

    Bolu, 20 

    Ronaldo is a finished player abeg. Can’t you see what he’s playing for Manchester United? It’s rubbish. He’s just staying there for no reason and you can tell he’s the type of player that wants everything to rotate around him. I prefer Messi because he’s a more technical player. When you see Messi playing, you can tell that he knows what he’s doing. He knows how to dribble better, pass better and finish better. As a whole, Messi’s a better team player, but Ronaldo is very lazy — he only knows how to score. Even if Messi has not been scoring goals this season, he impacts and assists his other teammates. 

    Mikey, 28

    Ronaldo all the way Most people underrate the guy because what he does looks easy, but he’s killing it day in, day out. A lot of players have tried hard to keep up with Ronaldo when it comes to goals and finesse, and they’ve all failed. People say Messi is effortless and it’s “God-given talent”, but what is talent without hard work? So far, Ronaldo has conquered Spain, Italy, England and Portugal. Has Messi achieved something like that? No, he was too comfortable in Spain and even the PSG he plays for now, he has been terrible with like one goal in about 20 games. That’s very poor. 

    Tochukwu, 30 

    Messi is clearly the best footballer ever! Ronaldo does a lot of work before he gets results, but Messi is pure, God-given talent. Nobody has ever been or will ever be like Messi. The guy scores goals, makes goals and dribbles — he makes football a beautiful sport to watch. Ronaldo is good, but Messi is a notch higher and the greatest footballer the world has ever seen. I dare say he’s greater than Maradona, Pele and Zidane.. 

    Danjuma, 23

    Ronaldo is better on and off the pitch. Yes, Ronaldo is a good player, but even outside football, he has a personality that’s just lit AF. Outside football, Messi is a dead guy. We all know Messi can play well, but I also think he’s overrated because he has fans that see whatever he does as something spectacular. Messi is nothing without his fanbase. For Ronaldo, I can justify why I think he’s great. Numbers don’t lie and he’s proven it. But like I said, outside the pitch, he’s also scoring because he’s a bigger public figure, and he has hacked how to interact with his fans. 

    Oche, 26 

    Messi over Ronaldo every day. Messi has more goals and assists than Ronaldo when we look at their goals-to-game ratio. In 2012 alone, Messi scored over 90 goals, a feat neither Ronaldo or any other player has been able to achieve. For anyone getting into football for the first time, Messi is more entertaining to watch, and finally, he doesn’t have rape allegations hovering over him. 

    Chuma, 28

    Ronaldo for sure because that guy is the GOAT among the two of them. Don’t get me wrong, Messi is brilliant, but what Ronaldo does is amazing. Ronaldo has that edge because he can walk into any league, any team and still kill it. Messi on the other hand has fewer goals than Werner this season. Plus, I don’t know how you can call the guy with the most goals in the world “overrated”. 

  • The Craziest Things Men Do for the Love of Sports

    Thanks to Uncle Bubu, AFCON brought both tears and rage to the eyes of many Nigerian men. These men were deeply enraged by the loss to Tunisia and Maduka Okoye suffered in their hands. Honestly, all we can say is, let’s see this energy on Valentine’s day o. The whole drama brought us to one conclusion: men will do the craziest things for the love of sports. We went out to test the theory and these seven ridiculous fanboys have proved us right.

    1. Starving as a ritual

    Timmy

    I could never eat before a game. For instance, once Barca is playing in the Champions League, everything else has to be shut down. The only focus is Barca until the end of the day. Game days were like my own Sabbath day for football. There’s no food or work until the end of the game. Absolutely nothing was permitted to distract me and my mother understood the boundary. As long as Barca was on, she knew it would be war, getting me to do anything around the house.

    2. Betting their life savings 

    Chinedu

    My love for football led me to gambling — up Madrid for life. It started out as a way to make quick money to fix my phone — I got ₦50k for betting ₦5k. Omo. After that I kept going. In the first three months I lost about ₦120k, but I kept going. There was just something liberating about placing a bet whether I lost or not. In January, I made my biggest bet and cashed out on the Real Madrid vs A. Bilbao match. I needed money to pay my rent, so I put in my salary for the bet. It was ₦300k and cashed out ₦600k. This is what I call dedication and hard work. If I didn’t win, it might have been a different story — I knew Real Madrid could never disappoint me.

    3. Wasting their parents’ ₦600k for rubbish

    Steven

    My love for basketball started from my years as a teenager. When I was in SS3, I snuck out of tthe boarding school conpound  at night to watch a Lakers game. It was all night and I had my WAEC’s physics paper by 7 a.m. the next morning. After the game, there were no cabs and I had to stay behind at the viewing centre till the next morning. I didn’t get back to school until 8 a.m. and the invigilator didn’t let me in. That’s how I had to retake WAEC the next year.

    4. Eating nonsense like milk and beans to win games

    Mustaphar

    My love for sports didn’t start today. I was in the acrobatics team in secondary school — I was ready to do anything to win a match. One of my friend’s told me to eat beans and milk so I could be light before one of the competitions we had in school. He told me I would be able to somersault and win the medal for our team. I ended up winning the silver medal, but I vomitted on stage. The principal asked me to clean up before presenting me with the medal. I never collected it because the principal was furious for the rest of the day; it’s thunder that will strike that guy that lied to me.

    5. Hosting prayer meetings

    Femi

    As a football fanatic, I used to hold prayer sessions before my team played in any final. In secondary school, I wrote the name of every player on the team and placed it in my bible to pray over it. I kept up with the tradition for a couple of years, but Arsenal just kept breaking my heart. I remember casting and binding  for the Europa league final against Chelsea. I’ve never prayed for something so hard. Arsenal still failed me after everything. We lost by three goals. I was in severe pain. 

    6. Disowning their children

    Damilola

    My daughter betrayed me. I had to send her out of the house for the rest of the day. It was a match between Manchester United  and Chelsea. Like any other human being, I was rooting for my club the Red Devils. Next thing, my daughter walked in chanting, “Up Chelsea.” She was about twelve then. I wanted to beat her honestly. I ended up making her sit on the chair in the balcony until her mother came back from work. That one can’t be my own offspring. 

    7. Holding shit

    Ben

    I put my shit on the line for Arsenal o. As an Arsenal stan, I told my guy I wouldn’t shit for a full week if we lost the match. He was happy to agree because he always  complained about the way I blasted the toilet. Arsenal disgraced me and I had to hold my shit for a week. My guy and I work remotely, so he was watching me like a hawk. 

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  • Where AFCON and EPL Meet

    The English Premier League (EPL) will be entering a decisive stage at the beginning of the next year. As the competition comes close to its end, every point is crucial. It’s even possible to have expectations about the champions and runner-ups already. Or is it? The Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) is also set to start at the beginning of the next year. It means that many players now moving the crowds in Europe will be called back home. What does it change for EPL’s fans?

    Overlaps

    The AFCON will happen between early January and early February in Cameroon. About 40 players are expected to be called back, only in the EPL, where 15 teams will likely feel the blow. Among the hardest hit ones, Liverpool, Arsenal, Crystal Palace, and Watford, losing four players each. Those players could miss one round of major European competitions, at best. Worst-case scenarios would see players off for four rounds or more. Other continental competitions, like the South American CONMEBOL or the Central American CONCACAF, will also cause an impact. Yet, the AFCON can shake the EPL. to Check the latest developments on the best football betting sites.

    Cameroon’s AFCON

    The next AFCON will be played in Cameroon, although there are questions regarding its readiness for hosting the event. It has been postponed once already over safety and sanitary concerns. After a recent inspection visit, CAF’s authorities confirmed that the competition would run as scheduled.

    Names and Numbers

    With top teams losing top players for a couple of rounds, everything can change in the EPL. Here’s how the teams will look for the next month or so. You can also follow the matter on the best premier league betting sites.

    Liverpool

    Next month, The Reds will have to do without Mohamed Salah, Sadio Mane, and Naby Keita. Joel Matip won’t join them, as he’s out of international football already. Anyway, Salah and Mane will be sorely missed. Salah has scored 20 times only this season, and Mane, nine.

    Watford

    The Hornets will see five top-tier players packing up next month. Nigeria is calling back. William Troost-Ekong, Emmanuel Dennis are responsible for more than ten goals over the last 14 matches. Louza and Masina will be playing for Morocco, while Sarr will defend Senegal. Such a blow can shift the odds to otherwise weaker teams, like Tottenham, Norwich, and West Ham.

    Crystal Palace

    The Eagles are giving up four top players for the next month, namely Wilfried Zaha, Cheikou Kouyate, Jordan Ayew, and Jeffrey Schlupp. Crystal Palace is likely in for a rough month without players of equal level to put in their place.

    Leicester

    Four top Leicester’s players are also on the line. Nampalys Mendy will be returning to Senegal and Wilfred Ndidi to Nigeria. Top scorers like Daniel Amartey, and Kelechi Iheanacho, will probably leave, too.

    Arsenal

    Here’s another side losing almost half of its team. Ghana, Egypt, Ivory Coast, and Gabon call Nicolas Pepe, Thomas Partey, Mohamed Elneny, and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. However, Gunners’ fans believe that AFCON could revitalise their talents.

    Chelsea

    The Blues are losing a tremendous goalkeeper, Edouard Mendy, who’s defending Senegal next month. Meanwhile, Hakim Ziyech is being called back to Morocco. Despite losing some of its best players, Chelsea can still replace Mendy with Kepa Arrizabalaga.

    Manchester City

    The Citizens will be missing one of the world’s best players of the moment, Ryad Mahrez, who’ll be playing for Algeria. Yet, the club is so solid that such absence will barely make a difference. Manchester City has many attacking options of a comparable level. Additionally, they’ll face seriously dented teams, increasing their chances of the title.

    Reaction

    English clubs have taken the matter to the superior stances of European football. Clubs are demanding guarantees of safety, and timely release of players, so that the competitions can have minimal overlap. In a letter to CAF, the European Club Association threatened not to release players if those conditions weren’t met. An excerpt of the letter reads that clubs shouldn’t be forced “to be without players for club competition matches”. The letter also questions the lack of medical protocols for the tournament, putting players at risk. There are fears that the country hasn’t improved its condition since the competition was last postponed. Yet, CAF’s and Cameroonian officials insist that the competition won’t be postponed again.

    Conclusion

    Despite complaints and threats, African players probably won’t face major issues to defend their countries. Meanwhile, a lot can change in the English Premier League between January and February 2022.

  • A Miraculous Week in the Life of a Nigerian Olympian

    A Week in the Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week.


    The subject of today’s “A Week In The Life” is Enoch Adegoke. He’s a track athlete who represented Nigeria at the Tokyo Olympics. He tells us about the challenges of being an athlete in Nigeria, how Nigerian athletes make money and why he’s trusting God for his future.

    Tokyo Olympics

    MONDAY:

    I have trouble staying asleep. On some level, my body still thinks I’m in Nigeria even though I’ve been in Tokyo for a week plus. That’s why I’m up by 5:00 a.m. today. A typical day involves waking up at 5 or 6 a.m., doing my morning devotion, having breakfast, then leaving for training at 10 a.m. Training usually ends at 1 or 2 p.m. and I return to the athlete’s hostel to rest.

    However, today is different. It’s a struggle to get out of bed. My body just wants to sleep, but I remind myself that I’m not here to play. I push myself up. 

    In the one week that I’ve spent here, I’ve met athletes from different countries, and one thing that strikes me is that most athletes are supported by either a sports brand or their country.

    In the last race I qualified for, I noticed I was the only person on the track without support from Nike, Puma or any other big brand. For me, outside of a little support here and there, I’m mostly on my own in this competition.

    Tokyo Olynpics



    In fact, I know say na God hand I dey

    On some level, I know that we’re all equal; at least on paper. That is, we’re all Olympians who qualified for the Olympics final. Now it’s up to each of us to bring out what’s inside us on the track. 

    Some people will see others with a lot of support and feel bad, but I don’t. I look on the bright side. I’m here at the Olympics, the greatest stage in the world, and if nothing, I’ll market my name and brand. I mean, it’ll be nice for someone to sponsor me so I can focus fully on training and my form, but what can I do?

    In between thinking of money and pressure from home because they sent me to school yet I’m running up and down, it’s not been easy. But all glory be to God. 

    I’m working very hard because, in Nigeria, no one recognizes you until you make it to the top. With that in mind, I stand up, pray to God and commit the rest of my day in his hands. He has brought me this far and he can’t fail me. Not now. 


    TUESDAY:

    On the bus to training today, I’m thinking about my journey. It’s unbelievable that I once prayed to be here today.

    This journey started from my days running for my school team in O.A.U. I’d go from hostel to training to class. Sometimes, training would even take out of class time. I remember running to class after training just to mark attendance or sleep off in the class. On some days, my body would give up and I’d just go to the hostel to sleep. 

    Occasionally, I’d leave school to try out for the national team or represent Nigeria, and it was on me to make it work. Even when the school gave exeat, I still had to manage my tests and exams — after all, I’m the one who wanted a career beyond university. 

    I missed a lot of classes and exams then. I had an experience with a lecturer who said even though I was excused from classes, I didn’t make attendance, and there was nothing he could do. I ended up having a carryover that semester.

    Looking back, a lot of the reason I scaled through school was because of God’s grace and crash reading. It was so difficult combining training, classes and other activities. I don’t even know how I coped. That I’m here today is not even by my power. There are a lot of people who have invested in my journey. From my family and friends to my coach, to everyone who has wished me well. It’s a double miracle because, for the first time in 25 years, Nigeria is in a track event final. And also, at my first Olympics outing, I qualified for the finals.

    I’m hoping that when I run on Thursday I can make everyone proud.  

    WEDNESDAY:

    There are two ways to make money as an athlete. You either represent Nigeria in competitions and save all your allowances or you get a side job. 

    The first option is not sustainable because injuries are a part of an athlete’s life. That’s why sponsorship is supposed to be there to help your finances so you can focus on recovery. But this is Nigeria and nobody is sponsoring track athletes so we’re working round the clock. You’re injured and you’re thinking about where you’ll get money to pay rent or pay for training gear. 

    If you’re not injured and you don’t qualify to represent Nigeria, you’ll have to find a side job. When you’re supposed to be resting and preparing for a comeback, you’ll have to find physical labour to do. As an athlete, you’re always thinking about money — even when you’re supposed to be resting. 


    The truth is that combining side hustles with athletics is very hard. It’s a necessary evil though because when you tell people you’re broke and you’re a runner, they immediately tag you as unserious.  Only a few people understand the importance of sports in Nigeria.

    I remember when I got into debt because of some investments that crashed. Omo, it took grace for me not to break down. At some point, I even started to doubt myself because all I could think of was the money I lost. To worsen things, I had not yet met up to the Olympic standards yet so I had other worries on my mind. 

    Nigerian Olympian

    Thankfully, God used the Edo state government and the minister of sport to make things a bit easy for me. However, I’m still not completely clear. I still need some money so I can reinvest back into training. But I can’t be thinking of all that today. I have a big day tomorrow.

    My plan today is simple: eat, train, pray and sleep. Tomorrow we make history by the special grace of God. 

    THURSDAY:

    Omo. Today was devastating for me. 


    One minute I was in the race, the next, I had pulled my hamstring and that was it. Over. Just like that.

    I cried inside. I kept asking why this happened now? At the finals of all places. The medical team examined me and on my way to camp I kept on consoling myself. I didn’t brood for too long because I know God understands better.

    I know the best will come out of what has happened.  As someone who has a personal fellowship with God, I recognise the importance of putting God in anything I do. After all, it’s still God and my training that brought me this far.

    My consolation is that for a minute I gave hope to Nigerians. I felt proud hearing people call my name all over the internet. At least, some people know that there’s one Enoch Adegoke, from O.A.U, that represented Nigeria in the track finals.

    It’s not much but it’s comforting. I only pray that this Olympics opens more doors beyond this competition.

    FRIDAY:

    “MRI scan, hamstring injury, rehabilitation, physiotherapist” — these are some of the words I’ve been hearing today.

    I started rehabilitation with the Nigerian medical team. They’ve been trying their best and that’s comforting. It also helps that the minister of sports promised that the government would take care of our medical bills. I’m trusting God that they’ll fulfil their promise. 

    It’s still one step at a time to recovery. I’m supposed to eat certain types of food on my recovery journey, but as I don’t have a nutritionist, I’m on my own. I’ll Google what I can and for the rest, I can’t kill myself. 

    2021 started with me being unsure about everything. But I prayed earnestly and didn’t allow doubt to stop me. All through my training for the Olympics, one thing was always on my mind: I’ll meet up with the standard for the competition. 

    It’s the same way I’m praying and believing my recovery will be smooth. 

    The future is bright. If I was able to come this far without a lot of support, I know I can do more with it. I have back to back games from 2022 – 2025 and I’m positive that with the right push I can win medals and attract a lot of goodwill. 

    I want to change the orientation of sports in Nigeria through my craft. People need to pay attention to other sports outside of football. 

    If I was in a different country, I know things would be different now. I feel like I’ve gotten marketed during the Olympics but I’m holding my breath for what comes next. I have no answer. 

    All I can do is trust God that one way or the other, I’ll find favour.


    Editor’s note: Enoch represented Nigeria at the track Olympics final, Nigeria’s first in 25 years.

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  • QUIZ: Which Career In Sports Should You Start?

    You just might have been on the wrong path all along. Who knows, the sports life could be your ticket to japa. Take this quiz and let’s set things straight.

  • 7 Things Nigerian Women Who Love Sports Hate Hearing

    For misogynist reasons, women who love sports are always asked one question or the other when they tell people they love sports. Here are seven of the things women hate they hate the most.

    1. ‘Do you understand the rules?’

    Women Who Love Sports

    If you don’t geddifok, of course, they understand the rules. Do YOU understand the rules? 

    2. ‘Which club do you support?’

    Women Who Love Sports

    They usually ask this one to gauge whether or not I even know football clubs. Do you ask every man you know is into sports which club they support? No? 

    3. ‘Can you name your starting 11?’

    Women Who Love Sports

     Why does a woman have to name the entire team to prove to you, who does nothing for her that she actually loves football? Get over yourself. 

     4. ‘I’m sure you only like it because of your (ex) boyfriend.’ 

    Women Who Love Sports

    What if she’s a lesbian? What now, Tunde? 

    5. ‘You like sports too much for a girl.’

    Women Who Love Sports

    What does that even mean? 

    6. ‘You don’t look like you like sports.’

    Women Who Love Sports

    Does it have a face? What am I supposed to look like? 

    7. ‘When you marry, your husband will enjoy you.’

    Women Who Love Sports

    Because I exist for entertainment. Kmt. 

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  • If Your Boyfriend Loves Football More Than You, This Is For You.

    1. When you have to organise date nights around football matches.

    2. When you joke about his favourite player and he starts crying.

    3. When his team loses a match so the rest of the day he gives you attitude.

    4. When he spends the time he isn’t watching football, playing football or FIFA games.

    5. When your brother supports a rival team and him and your boyfriend are always arguing about it.

    6. When he sees anything that has to do with his team in public.

    7. When his favourite player is moving to another team, he’s like:

    8. When you watch a match with him and start asking too many questions.

    9. Then the next time you watch together, he feels you’re not enthusiastic enough.

    10. When you complain about how much time he spends playing football games and he says his games don’t complain about how much time he spends with you.

  • For The First Time Ever, These Badass Women Will Take Nigeria To The Winter Olympics

    It’s totally okay if you’ve never heard of the Winter Olympics before, very few Nigerians have. And it’s no surprise that it’s not popular around these parts; African countries rarely participate because only a handful experience snowy weather.

    But for the first time in history, 3 Nigerian women are determined to take the country to the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea.

    Houston-based Seun Adigun, who represented Nigeria in the 2012 Olympics, is the driver aspirant for the Nigerian Women’s Bobsled team. Her teammates are Ngozi Onwumere and Akuoma Omeoga.

    This is a fine and brave move, but there’s a catch. They need funds to get to the Olympics, so they’ve set up a go-fund-me for anyone who wants to donate to the cause.

    The trio will need funds for practice and winter gear among other things. Visit Adigun’s go-fund-me page to learn about her story and inspiration and for donations.

    We can all make history together with a little giving. Thanks to these awesome women, Nigeria will make it’s debut at the Winter Olympics.

  • If You Were A Professional At Dodging Inter-House Sports, This Is For You

    1. When you see on the school calendar that inter house sports day is fast approaching, you’re like:

    What kind of wahala is this?

    2. When your friends try to encourage you to try out for something strenuous.

    Better get out!

    3. When you see people volunteering for march past and you can still quickly join.

    Ehen! This is better

    4. When the house captain asks for someone to be in charge of glucose and refreshments, you’re like:

    I can do that one very well!

    5. When people try to call you to run 100 or 200 metres.

    It’s like these ones are uninterested in being champions.

    6. When you see people sweating and struggling during inter-house sports while you’re relaxing.

    Sorry guys! This too shall pass!

    7. When people try to make you jealous of their medals like you care about all that.

    Please carry your foil medals away from here!

    8. When they are sharing food you and suddenly remember all your athletic abilities.

    Champion!

    9. When people start trying to attack you for not participating enough in the stressful activities.

    Better keep quiet!

    10. When the wretched day is over and you can now relax!

    Finally!
  • 1. ‘Put on the Generator’ 100-yard dash.

    During champions league finals, I dey run pass Usain Bolt.

    2. ‘Dispenser bottle’ deadlift

    If you win at this, the next level is a bag of rice.

    3. ‘Monkey post’ soccer.

    Mourinho should sign me, let me do one-two touch with Zlatan.

    4. ‘Dodging a beating’ gymnastics

    When the cane comes out, next thing its maaaatriiixxx….

    5. ‘Killing mosquito’ karate.

    Just let mosquito show first, you’ll see original Bruce Lee.

    6. ‘Spinning textbooks’ rhythmic gymnastics.

    Just give me Ugo. C. Ugo, or New General Mathematics and gold medal sure pass.

    7. Table Tennis

    No joke here. Pass egg and bat make I smash your life.

    8. ‘Towel whip’ fencing.

    My school father would dip the end in water so it’ll be extra painful. He’ll make Nigeria proud.
  • The Nigerian Paralympic team are clearly at the Rio games to slay and we are here for it.

    They are currently no 11 on the medal table and have won 8 gold, 2 silver and 2 bronze medals.

    Some of our athletes have even broken world records including Paul Kehinde and Josephine Orji at the male and female Powerlifting events respectively.

    This is nothing new as our Paralympic athletes have consistently put their best foot forward at international games and events.

    We are super proud of all of them and wish them the very best of luck. Go team Nigeria!

  • The Olympics are well over but we were super gingered by Japan’s amazing display at the Closing Ceremony in Rio. Because of that,we are ready to do wuru-wuru to the answer, so we can qualify for Tokyo 2020.

    1. Archery *a.k.a Bow and Arrow*

    Think of it as point and kill! Very easy something!

    2. Badminton

    Just hit the ball pam pam pam! Finish!

    3. Shooting

    After all the play-play gun moves we’ve had since we were kids, this one is just a piece of easy cake!

    4. Canoe Sprint

    We can all do row, row, row your boat now!

    5. Equestrian

    All the people riding horses at Bar-beach can organize for this one jor.

    6. Rhythmic gymnastics *women-only*

    If you can jump and dance like Eyo Masquerades, this one is for you.

    7. Water polo

    If you don’t have a swimming pool near you, take advantage of the recent rains and practice in your nearest gutter.

    8. Fencing

    This one is too easy abeg. Just chook someone with a fake sword and you win!

    9. Artistic gymnastics

    Simple somersaulting hian!

    10. Synchronised swimming

    Our mammy-water people can organize some ‘shoki’ moves underwater abeg.

    Let’s just drop this video here so our mammy waters can use it for practice when they go for meetings.

    https://youtu.be/PvYJ7qcUeUg?t=3s
  • 10 Of Nigeria’s Favourite Athletes
    The Rio Olympics started on Friday 5th August 2016 and so at Zikoko, we decided to take a trip down memory lane and chose 10 of the most memorable athletes Nigeria has had over the years!

    1. Blessing Okagbare

    Blessing is an Olympic and World Championships medalist in long jump, and a world medallist in the 200m. She has also won medals at the All Africa games, IAAF continental cup and the World Relays.

    2. Hakeem Olajuwon

    One of Nigeria’s greatest exports to the NBA, Hakeem played center for the Houston Rockets  and then the Toronto Raptors from 1984 to 2002. In 1996, he was a part of the olympic gold medal – winning United States national team and was recently selected as one of the 50 Greatest players in the history of the NBA.

    3. Augustine Azuka “Jay-Jay” Okocha

    The former professional footballer became a favourite with Nigerians after his feats at the 1994 African Cup Of Nations and the 1996 Olympics.

    4. Chioma Ajunwa

    After suffering quite a few setbacks in her early career, Chioma became the first Nigerian to win an Olympic gold medal (during the 1996 Atlanta Games). After her sporting career, she joined the Nigerian Police Force.

    5. Kanu Nwankwo

    Kanu Nwankwo is one of Nigeria’s favourite football players. His career accolades include a UEFA Champions League medal, a UEFA Cup medal, three FA Cup Winners Medals, two African Player of the Year awards and an Olympic Medal.

    6. Mary Onyali

    Mary won the bronze medal in the 4 x 100m relay at the 1992 Olympic Games and in the 200m at the 1996 Olympic Games. She also won the 1994 Commonwealth Games 100 metres title. Her record at the All Africa Games is outstanding and includes Gold medals in the 100m (1991, 1995 and 2003) and 200m (1987, 1995 and 2003).

    7. Rashidi Yekini

    Rashidi was Nigeria’s record goal scorer with 37 goals in 58 appearances and even scored Nigeria’s first goal in a World Cup in 1994. He also topped the goal charts in the 1994 Africa Cup of Nations and was named best player of the competition.

    8. Vincent Enyeama

    A member of Nigeria’s national team from 2002 -2015, Vincent served as the captain of the team from 2013 till he retired from international football in 2015. He is Nigeria’s most capped player of all time, with 101 international caps.

    9. Segun Toriola

    A professional table tennis player, he has been ranked as Nigeria’s best player since 2005 and Africa’s best player since 2009. His accolades include; 4 African Table Tennis Singles Championships (1998, 2002, 2004, 2006), 2 African Table Tennis Doubles Championships (1992, 1994), a Commonwealth Singles Championship (2002), 4 All African Games Singles Gold Medals (1995, 1999, 2003, 2007) and many others.

    10. Stephen Keshi

    A former player and National team coach, the late, great Stephen Keshi’s popularity soared when he led the Nigerian national team to victory during the 2013 African Cup of Nations.
  • Nigeria’s Super Eagles Now Rank 70th Worldwide
    Every month, FIFA releases a worldwide ranking of football teams and so far, the Nigerian Super Eagles have not held impressive positions.

    Not long after they were placed at the 61st position, the team dropped nine places and are now behind countries such as Uganda and Benin Republic at the 70th position.

    In spite of this, African countries such as Algeria, Cote D’Ivoire and Ghana were among the top 40 teams in the world, holding the 32nd, 35th and 36th positions respectively.

    Considering how great the Super Eagles were in the past, this ranking shows how poor the team’s performance has been recently.

    Something should be done about this because most of these players perform brilliantly in their international teams.

    We hope the sports ministry looks into this so the Super Eagles, who once achieved FIFA’s highest ranking and won several trophies, return to their past glory.

  • 16 Images That Will Take You Right Back To Your Secondary School’s Inter-House Sports

    1. How you always looked in your house shirt:

    It can never be your size.

    2. When the principal announces that there will be no classes.

    YES LORD!

    3. When one teacher still wants to teach during inter-house sports practice.

    Leave this place.

    4. That teacher that always carried the training on their head as if it was for Olympics:

    Biko, calm down.

    5. When you see that Milo truck arriving.

    Cold Milo for the men them.

    6. When your house captain gives you the glucose to hold.

    The best.

    7. When girls hear “It’s time for 100m senior boys”.

    The only race that matters.

    8. When you see someone from a visiting school talking to your crush.

    It can pain.

    9. You, when house captain is looking for people to do match pass.

    God forbid.

    10. Those students that couldn’t care less about participating:

    All of us at some point.

    11. What it looked like after every 800m race:

    Na die.

    12. When your parents come to watch you and you come last.

    Hay God!

    13. Your guys, when your parents bring food from home.

    YES!

    14. You, waiting for glucose after winning a competition for your house.

    Oya na.

    15. When your house wins the inter-house sports.

    Turn Up!!!

    16. When people start crying because their house lost.

    Usually Yellow House people.
  • Nigerian Super Eagles Crashed Out Of AFCON Qualifiers And Twitter Is Outraged
    The Nigerian Super Eagles will not participate in the 2017 AFCON tournament after their failure to qualify for the games.

    Although they had several shots at qualifying, their first leg match against Egypt which resulted in a draw lowered their chances.

    To add salt to injury, Chad dropped out of the game stating financial reasons and the Eagles were left with one chance: Win or Get Lost!

    The Eagles faced the Egyptian Pharaohs for the second time on March 29. Unfortunately for them, the Egyptian Pharaohs came hard this time, scored the only game of the match and earned a 5 point lead.

    When you realise the Nigerian Super Eagles will be missing the AFCON tournament for the second time.

    What a disappointment!

    https://twitter.com/ebuka_akara/status/714891049244758017

    Kuku kill us in this country.

    https://twitter.com/Mr_Svengali/status/714884969458507777

    Could this be why they didn’t win the game?

    https://twitter.com/UNCLE_AJALA/status/714907816931303425

    The team are now a shadow of what they used to be.

    Who is to be held responsible for disappointing Nigerians like this?

    Could it be the exchange rate?

    Shade!

    On the bright side, they’ve helped us save our money.

    The team begged Nigerians sha..

    But apology cannot buy fuel or wipe disappointment sha.

    In the end, Arsenal FC still takes the biggest L.