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  • 10 Times Bobrisky Memes Perfectly Described Nigerian Life

    1. When life wants to stress you out.

    2. You, when you finally hit that sugar daddy jackpot.

    https://twitter.com/hvli__/status/868553314065166337

    3. This one is for all the people that lack home training.

    4. A summary of the Nigerian dream.

    5. The perfect response to oversabi people that won’t mind their business.

    https://twitter.com/tamilore_b/status/859107623483867137

    6. When life is coming at you fast but you can’t be bothered.

    https://twitter.com/comedyandtruth/status/858158907163889664

    7. Nigerians can relate to this tweet.

    8. When a poor man is trying to toast you.

    9. You, when your Nigerian parents ask why you’re always broke.

    10. Fine people, every time they see a reflection of themselves.

    https://twitter.com/Mojss_A/status/870045809626296324
  • 14 Struggles That Are Too Real For Everyone Who Doesn’t Get This Snapchat Thing

    1. When you see all your friends downloading Snapchat and you’re like

    It’s only for vain people, though!

    2. When you now realize there are plenty juicy stories there, so you start to rethink

    Maybe it won’t be so bad, right?

    3. When you download it and see that it’s actually too complicated

    It’s more complicated than Twitter, Instagram and Facebook put together!

    4. You, when you’ve downloaded Snapchat since 1900, but still have zero friends

    Is this how you people are unfriendly?

    5. By the time someone finally adds you as a friend, you’re already like

    Thanks for helping my case sha.

    6. You, when you try to take a snap and you’re looking too ugly

    You mean I won’t have bomb snaps today?

    7. You, trying to find the perfect lighting for your snap

    See stress!

    8. When someone now responds to a snap you don’t remember sending

    What am I supposed to say, abeg?

    9. You, when you mistakenly send a private snap to everybody

    Jesus!!!

    10. When you see your friends making up and saying ‘I woke up like this’ on their snaps

    Who is this one deceiving?

    11. You, when someone asks if you’re on Snapchat

    I am, but I’m not stable at all!

    12. When you see your self on your friend’s snap and you didn’t even know when they took it

    They don’t even care if you look fine or not.

    13. You, when the one person that posts bomb snaps now refuses to add you back

    Kuku kill me!

    14. When you see people’s snaps and they’re just looking at the screen and moving their mouths

    What is all this mumu behaviour?
  • 13 Popular Nigerians If They Were On Snapchat
    Here’s how we imagine some of our favorite Nigerians would act on the social media app, Snapchat:

    1. Ben Murray-Bruce would stay preaching his ‘special’ brand of common sense.

    2. Linda Ikeji would keep reminding you how self-made she is.

    3. We would know when Buhari decided to branch Nigeria.

    4. Folorunsho Alakija would constantly remind you that she still washes her husbands underwear.

    5. Dangote would constantly tension his followers, the billionaire way.

    6. Oshiomole would remind you that his wife is badder than yours:

    7. Governor Ambode would remind us that you can do a great job and still turn up.

    8. Everyone’s crush, Diezani Alison, would be trolling the government.

    9. Our Jack of all ‘political’ trades, Dino Melaye, would be very fun to follow.

    10. Chimamanda Adichie would be dragging all the misogynists by their edges.

    11. Reno Omokri would have another platform to tell women what they should do with their bodies.

    12. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala would just be giving us gele variety.

    13. Dele Momodu would be his overdramatic self.

    Oya, go and add Zikokomag on Snapchat:

  • Lagos Is On The Snapchat Global Feed And We’re So Here For It
    Snapchat added Lagos to the global live feed and it means people all around the world have access to view snap stories of people using the Lagos snap filters for 24 hours. Nairobi was the first African city to be featured in the global live feed even though haters didn’t like it.

    Here are some of the cool and hilarious snap stories from the Lagos global feed:

    This girl was teaching us how to greet in Yoruba and just kept blowing serious “phoney”.

    Abeg X 3.

    This person that said Lagosians live in mansions and not huts.

    He sha wanted to show off his fine house.

    This girl that was snapchatting on Okada.

    Look at how she was holding on to the Okada man.

    This guy that wanted to correct the Captain America cast for calling Lagos, “Lah-gos”.

    Well done jare!

    This person that was stuck in traffic.

    Eh ya!

    This person didn’t care about the dirty gutter beside the yam and Akara stand.

    Na wa!

    This beautiful view of Tinubu Square.

    Yas!

    This girl that said “noisy generay-hurrs”.

    Only God knows the language she was trying to speak sha.

    Of course, this bridge just had to be featured.

    It’s kuku fine.

    From every possible angle.

    Hian!

    And fit-fam people sha wanted us to know they jog on the bridge.

    We’ve heard oh!

    What is Nigeria without Jollof rice?

    This one looks funny sha.

    It’s not too late to contribute to the global snap feed sha.

    Simply download Snapchat here and follow these quick steps. You’re welcome!
  • 13 Kinds Of People You’ll Find On Nigerian Snapchat
    DJ Khaled’s keys to success made a lot of people join Snapchat, However, the brains behind the app have blessed the world with more awesome filters and Nigerians couldn’t be more pleased. Here are 13 types of Nigerians you’ll recognise on the Snapchat app:

    1. The black girl magic filter people

    These ones want to sha glo up by force. They have stopped using any other filter since they discovered the glory of this flower crown filter that makes everybody look extremely gorgeous.

    2. The people that won’t let us hear word with this dog filter

    Almost every Nigerian on Snapchat has used this filter. No need to be ashamed, we have all tried to look cute with this filter and stick out our tongues shamelessly.

    3. The Amebo people

    They’re always the ones with all the receipts. They never post anything but are always the first to view everybody’s snaps and take screenshots.

    4. The cool kid

    These ones don’t have anybody’s time, they just post their snaps and leave. They don’t care about other people’s snaps so far everybody else is viewing theirs.

    5. The money bag

    These ones like to pose with money and tell us how their money grows like grass. Even if the money is not their own, they’re sha doing it for Snapchat.

    6. The video vixen

    These ones just record themselves trying to be sexy in front of the camera while music is playing in the background. Nobody knows what they want to achieve with that sha.

    7. The foodie

    These ones sha want everyone to know they eat only fine and assorted food. They like to tension people with what’s on their plate and how well they can cook.

    8. The attention whore

    These ones just post the most ridiculous things for attention. They’re the reason why you don’t open your Snapchat in public because their nudes can just pop on your feed at any time.

    9. The commentator

    They do the biggest oversabi and would comment on anything and everything in this life. They always have something to say about other people’s snaps.

    10. The ones that love to DM

    These ones send DMs of their pictures to everyone on their Snapchat feed. Maybe they’re trying to seize the bae at all costs sha.

    11. The reality TV wannabe

    You could list the names of everybody in their families, the date their bae broke up with them and their underwear sizes through their snaps.

    12. The turn up kings/queens

    These ones are just there to make you tired of your really boring life. They’re always turning up at  Owambes every Saturday and lit events every other day of the week.

    13. The driver

    If you can’t drive or own a car, these ones are there to make you feel bad about your keke Marwa and Danfo life. How they manage to Snapchat and drive “safe” is still a mystery.
  • A Snapchat Movie Is Coming To Nigeria This March!

    Nigeria’s first Snapchat short film is almost here and the social media universe is ready for it.

    The first version of the movie, Snapped The Movie, was shot in the UK and the Nigerian version was produced by actress and producer, Lala Akindoju.

    Bola Agbaje, the writer and brain behind the idea, was born in the UK to Nigerian parents.

    Winning an award for her first play, Gone Too Far at only 24, Bola’s plays have been presented at the Royal Court Theatre and also earned her so many prestigious awards.

    Her plays portray some of the issues black people (especially youth) in the diaspora face.

    She currently works with the UK Film Council and is currently working on a screen adaptation of Gone Too Far.

    Snapped The Movie, targets youths and some of the consequences that accompany reckless use of social media.

    The 2015 film was shot and released in the UK.  It premiered for the first time in Nigeria during Social Media Week Lagos in February, 2016.

    Snapped Nigeria is set to be released by the end of March, 2016. You can check out the first Snapped movie here:

    LOL! Mad Ting!

    You can watch snippets of the film here:

  • QUIZ: Which DJ Khaled Key To Success Should Be Your Motto In Life?
    DJ Khaled has blessed us with his several inspirational keys to success on his Snapchat and social media pages. Take this quiz to find out which of his keys to success you should live  by.
  • DJ Khaled Is Your Senior Brother From The Village But You Just Didn’t Know
    Unless you are living under a rock, you’ll already know that DJ Khaled is the king of the photo/video sharing platform, Snapchat. And if you’re not following him (djkhaled305), you’re seriously missing out. We even wrote a list on his social media greatness! But then we realised…there is something oddly similar to that senior brother in your village and this record-breaking producer:

    1. He wears these every single time

    2. He likes food too much and only enters the kitchen to ask when it’s ready

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_IgUadgogT/
    https://www.instagram.com/p/_F-4SDAonB/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

    3. He’s obsessed with his enemies from the village who don’t want him to enjoy life

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_OAhZQgojo/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat
    https://www.instagram.com/p/_TW9LFAomM/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

    4. He believes in ‘creaming’ his body

    https://twitter.com/KyleEdwards/status/670797647620521984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
    https://www.instagram.com/p/_Au9ogAogJ/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

    5. And ‘rubbing’ Dove deodorant

    https://twitter.com/DJKhaledKnows/status/676171722693869570

    6. He doesn’t like the police

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_PrrTpru5u/?taken-by=djkhaled

    7. He’s very religious

    https://twitter.com/ghalyaaaaa_/status/666057537540648960/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
    https://www.instagram.com/p/-wpAKGgotC/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

    8. But can party for any (or no occassion)

    https://www.instagram.com/p/-5uFs5goj6/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat
    https://www.instagram.com/p/_Ao2sHLuwc/?taken-by=djkhaled

    9. He has the keys to success but they make no sense…And they only work for him

    https://twitter.com/DJKhaledSnaps/status/672813028782514176
    https://twitter.com/DJKhaledSnaps/status/671478328038203392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    Get to know more about DJ Khaled and the keys to success below: