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  • Simi’s “Lost and Found” Is Déjà Vu With R&B Relevancy

    Thanks to the baddies movement and Simi’s “Lost and Found”, the vacancy for a new Afropop girl-next-door is temporarily closed. Since the “Ojagu” days, Simi owned that bubbly space that Nigerians kink for its humble and friendly traits. Now, her OG artist and motherhood statuses outclass that. Simi said her new album “Lost and Found” is a tribute to things we continue to find and rediscover. The cover of her sixth album interprets that premise with a fantasia of Simi opening a rediscovered magical treasure chest, reclaiming her chemistry with music, melody and love stories.

    The party starts in earnest with a reflective performance of the album’s title track. Lost and Found is a sobering, honest ballad that corresponds with the confessions of a regular Christian repentant. “Who am I not to count my blessings one by one, by one, by one? / And I’ll learn my lessons ‘cause I was lost, and now I’m found,” Simi sings. “Who knows freedom like someone who was once a slave?” Simi has some ruminative rhetoric to launch at herself and us. “Grateful for wisdom when I remember my foolish ways,” she continues to sing. “Na person wey fall go fit to rise.”

    She’s known for producing and mixing her songs and featuring one or two collaborations on her previous projects. But she brought more hands on deck this time, from the Afropop-centric melodies of rising producer LOUDAA, who produced nine tracks on the album, to the sultry r&b of Estarlik Big Fish to FUNWON’s juju-inflected r&b. Their well-tempered productions maintain the consistent laid-back tempo associated with Simi’s music. The sound direction explores nothing unfamiliar; only a songwriter of Simi’s skills, scope and indigenous interpretations would dare walk aboard it, with familiar experiences, and strut away.

    This is Simi’s rejuvenation from the absence her music created during the two years she was away, primarily catering to motherhood. If we’re talking cheesy, funny, real lover girl content and currency, Simi has r&b relevancy on “Lost and Found” although it may not resonate much beyond core listeners. On Know You II, she relishes and recreates extends the magic handed in Know You, her first collaboration with Ladipoe. This magic is nowhere as spellbinding as the refreshing, for-the-new-skool jam with Lojay on Miracle Worker.

    The naughty girl-next-door Simi plays on Gimme Something and All I Want. Without losing sight of romance, the music gets more playful on One of One. Romance Therapy is an appreciation of a (finally) understanding lover. Borrow Me Your Body with Falz should’ve made it to the archives. It’s a leveller in comparison to the “Chemistry” they created. The bad-girl tactic assisted by Tiwa Savage on Men Are Crazy hits the goal on social listening and patriarchal capitalisation. It’s not a bad song, but it’s the type to get skips. [ad][/ad]

    Words of affirmation are prevalent in Simi’s songs. She needs assurance on RnB Luv and its screams for a seductive Seyi Shay verse. Woman to Woman is a beautifully orchestrated salute to the women folk. The album’s zinger comes in the form of Alafia with Bella Shmurda. “Baby, ma j’oju mi o, baby ma j’oju o / Ma je kaye riwa / Oun a ni lan na ni / Baby, ma j’oju mi o, baby ma j’oju o / Funmi lalaafia, funmi lalaafia o.” Simi asks for lifelong commitment and peace, not emotional hurt, betrayal or messy drama. It catches Simi in her most honest form. Bella Shmurda’s tenor rings through the song with a romantic Afrobeats glossary.

    Messiah is an exciting collaboration between Simi and Asa, who has inspired the former since she was a youngin. The song’s a mellow rejection of the weighty burdens of others, a bob-and-weave track. It’s every man for himself. Call it selfish, but no one gives others what they need for themselves. Jowo featuring Ebenezer Obey could have been another beautiful track if it worked with the original material or takes a bite of the guitar instead of recording the Juju legend’s vocal decline.

    From self-searching to lifelong commitment and feisty Men Are Crazy, Simi explores different versions of herself. Although it feels like a reinvention, the girl-next-door narrative remains and has yet to age well in her biography. It makes the music feel like she’s comfortable with the victories delivered in the past. “Lost and Found” is reminiscent of her previous works, “Simisola” (2017) and “Omo Champagne Volume 1” (2019).

    “Lost and Found” is a dizzying package of unfiltered love confessions and unapologetic romanticism, young-wifey melodies, subtle girl-next-door vibes, Owambe special numbers, and comeback attempts: Simi gives no power to let consumerism dictate her music choices. She finds comfort in her strength again, then makes another good album out of her rediscovery.

  • It’s Time to Give Female Nigerian Producers Their Flowers

    Nigerian women are killing it when it comes to music. Whether it’s Tems making history every three days or Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr and Teni dropping chart-topping bangers, women on stage are booked and very busy. But the moment we step off that stage and go behind the scenes, especially in music production, we’re faced with the harsh truth that the music industry is still male-dominated. 

    Source: www.instagram.com/temsbaby

    Music producers are an integral part of the music creation process. Even though they’ve been behind the scenes for years, we’ve come to know some of them and recognise their sounds. From Don Jazzy’s “It’s Don Jazzy again” carrying Mo’Hits in the mid-2000s to the signature sounds of KelP, Tempoe, P.Priime and Rexxie. These days, you can almost tell how good a song is going to be,  based on the producer tag that starts it off.

    It’s easy to assume Nigeria doesn’t have female music producers when you hear the names dominating that aspect of the music space. But the truth is, female producers exist. They just don’t seem to be getting the same level of attention and clout as their male counterparts. 

    It’s a global issue 

    Women not getting their flowers or even opportunities in music production isn’t just a Nigerian thing. A 2020 Annenberg Study carried out by the University of Southern California found that women represented only 2% of credited producers of songs on the Billboard Hot 100 chart from 2012 to 2020. 

    While Nigeria doesn’t have data on female producers, I doubt our numbers would be better. After all, no female producer has ever won the prestigious Headies award for Producer of the Year, even though three of the ten men who’ve won this award won it for producing songs for female artistes: Don Jazzy for Weird MC’s Ijoya in 2006, Cobhams Asuquo for Asa’s Bibanke in 2008 and Pheelz for Teni’s Billionaire in 2020. 

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    Some of your favourite female singers are also producers

    Source: www.instagram.com/symplysimi

    Producers becoming singers is nothing new in the Nigerian music industry. Before Young Jonn sang about being on his ten toes for Uloma and Pheelz sang about finessing in the face of SAPA, they produced songs for Olamide, Tiwa Savage and many others. Similarly, some female singers dominating the game right now are geniuses when it comes to cooking up beats. 

    Tems’ For Broken Ears which had Damages, Free Mind and Higher was almost solely produced by the singer herself. She also co-produced Try Me alongside Remy Baggins. She recently revealed in an interview that she started producing after everyone else refused to produce for her. Can you imagine any producer saying no to Tems now? 

    Simi is another singer who doesn’t get the flowers she deserves for her work behind the scenes. Simi produces most of her own music and is credited as a producer and sound mixer on Adekunle Gold’s first album, Gold. She’s also a co-writer on Adekunle’s later songs like AG Baby, Call On Me and Mercy

    “Who’s Bloody Civilian?” was a question that came up a lot when the Black Panther: Wakanda Forever featuring Burna Boy, Fireboy DML, Rema, Tems and CKay dropped in 2022. Wake Up, Bloody Civilian’s song on the album was a major standout and was produced by the singer herself. She’s also the producer behind her biggest hit yet, How to Kill a Man

    Taking in Tems’ comment about being ignored by popular producers when she started, it’s easy to see why most of these women learnt how to produce and create the sound they wanted for themselves. But this doesn’t mean female producers aren’t laying down tracks for other people. 

    Singer and producer, Dunnie is a graduate of the Sarz Music Academy, which also gave us Tempoe and P.Priime. Her client list includes Falz, Niniola, Ric Hassani, Busiswa, Focalistic and Yemi Alade. Wande Coal also revealed that Dunnie produced three songs on his upcoming Legend or No Legend album, describing her work as a masterpiece

    The industry needs to create space for more female producers

    Source: www.instagram.com/officialdunnie

    Inclusion should be an important topic of conversation in the Nigerian music industry as we push Afrobeats to the world. One of the main reasons female producers, mixers and engineers haven’t gained the same level of traction as the men is because society inherently deems women unqualified to handle “technical” jobs, same as engineering, piloting and some other areas of tech. 

    However, looking at the track record of some of these women who became producers out of necessity, it’s clear women can and have been doing the job. They just need the men to scoot over and create space at the table. That’s all. 

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  • Here’s What’s Popping in June…Get Into It

    2022, why are you running? Just a couple of months ago, we were out on the streets shouting happy new year, and now, we’re in the sixth month of the year. But before we settle into June, find out the people running for president after the election primaries (We hope you have your PVC) and face Nigeria with full vim, let’s dive into some of the fun projects we’re looking forward to in the new month. 

    1. Another Nollywood remake……will this slap? Let’s see. 

    Glamour Girls — Bunmi Akajaiye 

    Nollywood is taking this remake — or should we say “using the title of an old film to sell a new film with a similar story” route — seriously. Following the success of Living in Bondage: Breaking Free, Charles of Play has made it his life’s mission to remake all our favourite Nollywood classics, whether we like it or not. While his plans haven’t always slapped (Nneka the Pretty Flop was a moment we’d like to forget), we’re intrigued by a new take on the OG bad bitches from 1994’s Glamour Girls. This retelling of a story of women trying to hustle their way to the top features Sharon Ooja, Toke Makinwa, Joselyn Dumas, Lily Afe and Nse Ikpe-Etim. Are we in love with the trailer? Next question, please. But this is a major Netflix production produced, directed and starring women. So if there’s one thing we’ll do, it’s support women’s rights (and wrongs, in case the movie ends up being terrible). 

    2. Falz has a six-pack now….oh, and there’s an album too. 

    Bahd — Falz

    Whether you like it or not, Falz is an icon for this generation. When he’s not leading movements and giving the government headache, he’s creating amapiano bangers with Niniola and tearing up the dance floor. Following up 2019’s Moral Instruction, Falz is set to drop a new album titled, Bahd, with guest features from Tiwa Savage, The Cavemen, Chike and BNXN. While his abs on the album cover might be distracting, we’re really excited for this one. 

    3. New Omah Lay album? Inject it!

    Boy Alone — Omah Lay

    Breaking out at the height of Ms. Rona with the hits, Bad Influence and Damn, Omah Lay has since become an unstoppable force in the Nigerian music scene. He has dropped banger after banger nonstop (show us a bad Omah Lay song, and we’ll show you the bin your taste has been hiding) and is set to put out his first solo album this month. If the album sounds anything like our current obsession, Woman or our last obsession, Understand, then we’re in for a treat. 

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    4. Nollywood is going back to juju and we’re here for it.

    Ile Owo — Dare Olaitan 

    With New Nollywood constantly churning out ensemble comedies to break even at the box office, it’s always exciting to see a project that goes in a completely different direction. Ile Owo is a horror film that follows a young woman who discovers that her billionaire fiancé isn’t who she thought he was. Then again, is any man who he says he is? Starring Efa Iwara, Tina Mba, Bisola Aiyeola, Temisan Emmanuel and Mofe Duncan, the film’s trailer is scary AF and has us trying to figure out what the hell is going on. It also has a lowkey old Nollywood feel, and we’re here for it. We have high expectations for this film because the director Dare Olaitan is the brains behind one of our favourite ensembles, Ojukokoro. Dare, please, don’t disgrace us. 

    5. Simi has taken a break from giving us couple envy to drop a new album. 

    TBH — Simi 

    Can you believe it’s been almost ten years since Simi decided to give her heart to an armed robber in the name of love? Tiff came out in 2014 and yes, we’re all old as shit.. TBH is Simi’s second album after 2017’s Simisola, and so far, we think it was worth the wait. There are many standouts tracks on the album, but Balance with Adekunle Gold has to be our fave.  And no, it’s not because we’re still praying for them to open their marriage to the public

    6. Dr. Sid is moving from your playlist to a cinema near you.

    The Order of Things — Dr. Sid 

    Remember when Pop Champagne and Surulere had us in a chokehold? Dr. Sid is making a big comeback to the scene, but it’s not in the way you might expect. The award-winning singer is releasing his debut film as a director, and we’ll definitely have our eyes out for this one. His film, The Order of Things, stars Timini Egbuson, Lily Afe, Lateef Adedimeji and Di’ja (Yes, the same Dorobucci Di’ja). While an artist pivoting to a different field can be tricky, Dr. Sid schooled at the New York Film Academy, so maybe this could work. We’ll just have to wait and see. 

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  • Being A Man In Nigeria Requires A Lot Of Work — Man Like Adekunle Gold

    What does it mean to be a man? Surely, it’s not one thing. It’s a series of little moments that add up.

    “Man Like” is a weekly Zikoko series documenting these moments to see how it adds up. It’s a series for men by men, talking about men’s issues. We try to understand what it means to “be a man” from the perspective of the subject of the week.


    Everyone gets their “man now” moment. When was yours?

    I think this was 2011/2012 when I moved out of my parent’s house. I was 25 years old, and for the first time, I had to cater for myself — buy food in the house, buy fuel, pay light bills. I was like, yes, I’m now on my own.

    LMAO. What pushed you to leave?

    I’d always wanted to leave my parent’s house since I was 18, but I couldn’t afford to. I grew up in Ikotun and I didn’t like the area at the time, so I wanted to leave to see the world. I still remember when my friends and I went to one area outside Ikotun to find out the cost of a mini-flat. That’s how badly we wanted to leave. By the time I finished NYSC, I  felt it was time, so I packed my bags and moved to Lekki.

    Ahan. Biggest boy. 

    LMAO. My parents thought I was mad. They kept asking how I could afford to move from Ikotun to Lekki. I told them that I’d be fine. I didn’t have more than a year’s rent neither did I have a car. The only thing I had was my energy, which is to always do things nervously. I’m grateful I moved because going from Ikotun to Lekki exposed me and changed my life. 

    Noted. I too will move to Lekki.

    What was the toughest part of moving out?

    Ọmọ, everything was tough. When I lived in Ikotun, my transport fare was ₦100 to most places, but in Lekki, because there were barely public buses, I was spending ₦2,000 daily on transport to work. In between transport, stocking up my house and still trying to do omo boy, I was struggling. It was tough but at least it pushed me to increase my earnings.

    How much were you earning during this period?

    My brother, I was earning ₦150,000 before tax and spending like ₦40,000 out of that money on transport. That’s how badly I wanted to leave home. 

    Mahn. What drove you then, and what drives you now? 

    I didn’t have a lot of exposure growing up — I can count on one hand the number of times I went to Lagos Island before I turned 18 — but I always knew there was better beyond my environment. Stepping outside Alimosho LGA to the island was a dream for many kids in my area, and I wanted to see why. 

    Adekunle Gold

    I’ve never been comfortable with a fixed idea of myself because there has to be more to the type of conversations I’m having, more to the type of sound I’m making, more to what I can become. I’ve always been a curious person who is all about more. 

    Hmm. How does this play out in your life?

    One major place is my sound. If you take my first recording as the final version, you’ll be disappointed. I easily change my mind. I can decide to change the tempo of the song or remove an instrument from the background. I’ve learnt to detach from the idea that there’s a fixed version of me.

    Interesting. Doesn’t constant change scare you? 

    Most definitely. There’s nothing I’ve tried that I haven’t done nervously. One thing I’ll never do is hold back. Not trying will bother and fill me with regret. If I fail, at least I know that I tried. It might sound stupid, but I don’t see how anyone can thrive by playing safe. Everything I’ve done, I did it afraid. 

    Tell me about your biggest failure. 

    Anytime I “failed”, it turned out to be a stepping stone. I’ve made many mistakes in my life, but God found ways to switch it around because there’s no way my decisions have been perfect. I won’t say I’ve never made mistakes, but I don’t see them as failures. THEY all added up. 

    AG baby is Jesus’ baby oh.

    Lol.

    I’m curious about your sense of style. Tell me about it. 

    From my sense of style, you can already tell that I’m a spontaneous person — if I think it, I’m doing that shit because I don’t believe there should be fashion rules. Wear the shit that looks good on you: If you like palazzo, wear it. If it’s beads you like, wear it. If you want to dye your hair, dye it.  Life is too broad, too wide and short to be worrying about how fashion should be done. 

    Adekunle Gold

    The most important thing is that you’re comfortable with your style. I know it comes across like I have my fashion shit together but the truth is that I don’t overthink these things. 

    My president! Has there been pushback? 

    So many times, and it’s not limited to fashion alone. There are decisions I’ve made that people around me were not happy with. I remember losing friends when I switched to Afropop. I kept on hearing, “You’re the King Sunny Ade [KSA] of our time, why do you want to switch?” I told them that I’m AG and not KSA, so I’m going to live life and make art on my own terms. I’m not going to allow anyone to project their fears on me. The switch to Afropop was scary, but it turned out to be one of the best decisions I ever made. 

    AG baby is our baby!

    Haha.

    What are some things that give you joy?

    Quality time with my friends and family. I’m happy playing PS 4 or 5 with my boys in the house. Or when my boys are in the house, and we spend time throwing banter. Then of course, I enjoy spending time with my girls because they give me the most beautiful feeling in the world. I’m at peace just chilling with them. 

    My chest. I want to hear about your fatherhood journey.

    Even though I’m still fresh, I enjoy being a dad so much. I enjoy being responsible for raising a beautiful girl. Fatherhood is such a beautiful feeling and my prayer is that my daughter grows up in a world where she’s able to do whatever she wants. I want my daughter to live her life and grow up to be an amazing person. 

    Did anything prepare you for fatherhood?

    I’ve always liked the idea of starting my own family, so I was looking forward to fatherhood. I was curious about the type of man I’d be with a child, and I don’t think I’m doing badly so far. 

    One minute while I confirm from Simi.

    You can ask her. LMAO. 

    What would you say has changed since you became a father?

    I make sure I don’t use swear words around my daughter because I’m very conscious about how my actions can influence her. I know she’s still small, but kids these days are very smart and this is a foundational period for her. I also spend more time at home — if it’s not money, you will always catch me in the house with my girls. 

    Family seems important to you. Would you say your background influenced your love for family? 

    I didn’t have a good family experience growing up and that’s why I’ve always desired to have my own beautiful family. Because my experience wasn’t something I wanted to carry on, I made a covenant to do better when I got the chance to start my own family. 

    What would you do differently from the way our parents raised us?

    I’m never going to beat my child the way my father beat me. I’m not one of those “but I turned out good” gang. I’ve also learned that communication is important, and I’m going to ensure that I create an environment where my child is comfortable enough to tell me anything.

    Can you adopt me? 

    Na so. 

    I’m curious about what you think is different about being a man in Nigeria.

    Growing up as a man in Nigeria requires a lot of work. “To Be A Man Na Wah” is still a valid song because it’s not easy. My desire is that as men raised in Nigeria, we do a lot of unlearning especially regarding understanding and respecting women. I’m hopeful that in a few years, we raise mindful men who know to not harass women, unlike the current way where we raise women to be careful of men. I know that it’ll take a while because Nigerian men are raised on pure vibes. 

    Dead. I’m curious about the things you had to unlearn. 

    First thing is that rubbish mentality we had about not marrying a woman who can’t cook. Who says that a woman has to cook? If you can afford to hire a chef, do that shit. I’ve also learned that house chores are not a woman’s responsibility. You’re living with your friend, not your slave. Some people have told me that I’m not the lord of the house because I’m not “controlling” my wife. In marriage, you’re not lord anything. Ogbeni better calm down. 

    I feel you. 

    How would you describe your masculinity?

    I am a guy-guy. If I like something, I show it. I cry if I’m emotional about something. I’m also clearly a lover boy.

    LMAO. Has anything ever threatened this idea?

    That one is normal everyday yarns for Nigerian men. That’s why you’ll find men who find it hard to say “I love you, bro” to their fellow men. It’s also why you’ll tell your dad you love him and he goes cold and says, “God bless you.” 

    Adekunle Gold

    You’re a man doesn’t mean you’re a rock. Men also run on blood and emotions, so farabale and loosen up because life is not hard.

    I love you, AG!

    Lol. 

    What has changed between Ikotun AG baby and the current you?

    One thing that hasn’t changed is Ikotun. LMAO. I’m still that excitable boy who doesn’t know how to form — if I like or dislike something, you can tell on my face. One of my prayers is that I never lose my sense of wonder because I’m still that Ikotun boy who is learning and unlearning about life. 


    Check back every Sunday by 12 pm for new stories in the “Man Like” series. If you’d like to be featured or you know anyone that would be perfect for this, kindly send an email.

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  • 5 Upcoming Nigerian Albums We’re Excited For In 2021

    2020 took a lot from us, with new music from some of our favourite artists being one of them. A pandemic and a year-defining protest don’t particularly make for the best environment to release new music, so many artists were forced to push their releases to this year.

    The good thing, however, is that this means we will be spoiled this year with back-to-back releases. So, we’ve made a round-up of five talented artists who have announced or alluded to releasing albums in 2021.

    Joeboy (Somewhere Between Beauty And Magic, February 4)

    Joeboy had a stellar debut EP in Love and Light, which was released in 2019. The five-track EP spawned the megahits “Baby” and “Beginning”, which also properly introduced the afropop star to the world.

    With his debut album, which was originally slated for a 2020 release but was delayed due to the pandemic and then the #ENDSARS movement, we can expect Joeboy to solidify his status as a definitive star.

    Bella Shmurda (Hypertension, Release Date TBA)

    Following the mega-success of Bella Shmurda’s street anthem, “Cash App”, the Lagos State University final year student has made it clear that his debut studio album is coming soon rather than later.

    While fans do not have an exact date the album is expected to drop, we do know that the album, Hypertension, will feature the likes of Kida Kudz, Shatta Wale and more. 

    Teni (TBA)

    When it comes to music from Teni, one thing you can be guaranteed is that it is going to bang. The singer was set to release an album last year but due to multiple reasons, she couldn’t.

    Although we don’t know much about this album — we don’t know the title or her collaborators — we know that, as she did on her last two EPs, Teni will deliver the bangers.

    Rema (TBA)

    It is hard to name a newcomer in the Nigerian music industry who has had a more fun-to-watch ascension than Rema. In less than two years, the twenty-year-old has become one of the biggest acts in the country.

    Now, after a bunch of solid EPs, the singer has promised fans that his debut album will be dropping sometime this year. It goes without saying that this might be the most anticipated release of the year.

    Simi (TBA)

    After dominating 2020 with back-to-back releases, including a well-received EP, a killer feature on Ladipoe’s “Know You” and one of her biggest hits to date, “Duduke”, Simi is all set to give us a full-length album in 2021.

    Going by her tweets about the album, we can expect that the project is going to be even better than last year’s releases, and we can’t wait to see what she has in store for us.

  • #BumpThis: Cobhams’ “We Plenti” & Zlatan’s “Quilox”

    There’s so much new music being released that it’s hard for even the most loyal fans to wade through the trash to find the gems. That’s why we’ve created #BumpThis – a Friday series that features new songs, by and featuring Nigerians, that you absolutely need to hear.


    Cobhams Asuquo — “We Plenti” ft. Simi

    While Cobhams’ songs rarely get any real mainstream love — he actually releases a lot more music than people realise — they are consistently impressive. That’s the case with his new Simi-assisted single, “We Plenti”.

    On the thoughtful track, both stars sing about being patient and waiting for your time to come. Cobhams rarely collaborates with other artists, but we’re glad he did because Simi helps elevate the already solid effort.

    Zlatan — “Quilox”

    Nigerian artists rarely drop party-starters at the beginning of the year, but it seems Zlatan didn’t get the memo, as he’s now kicked things off with his infectious new single, “Quilox”.

    On the track, which has the same manic energy as Zlatan’s biggest hits, the rapper advises listeners to hustle so they won’t suffer. While not exactly groundbreaking, it’s a solid first single from the hitmaking star.

  • You Can Now Binge On Kunle Afolayan’s Films On Netflix

    Thanks to Kunle Afolayan, you can now sit back, crack a bottle of whatever activates your third eye and geek out on one of the greatest catalogues by a Nigerian filmmaker.

    Kunle Afolayan is one of Nigeria’s most critically-acclaimed directors in recent times. He’s made such commercially successful movies as The Figurine and The CEO and more. So it’s great news that his newest feature film, Mokalik is now available to watch on Netflix.

    Mokalik is a brief look at the career of a middle-class 11-year-old boy, Ponmile who spends his day as a car mechanic’s apprentice to understand life on the other side. This inexplicable scenario is fertile ground for him to develop a crush on a sweet-singing girl-next-door played by Simi. The singer is part of a diverse cast that also includes actors like Tooni Afolayan, Tobi Bakre, Ebun Oloyede and Femi Adebayo.

    Regarding his choice of first-time actors like Tobi Bakre and Simi, Afolayan said, “‘Tobi is a natural talent and I have always seen that in him, so I decided to cast him for the role.”

    “Simi’s part was not originally in my head until the writer, Tunde Babalola wrote her character into the film. I had always imagined a Simi in that role and she was able to pull it off.”

    Mokalik is just one of six movies by Afolayan now available on Netflix. The others are The Figurine, The Bridge, October 1, Phone Swap and The CEO. That catalogue is a diverse range that spans historical drama, urban fiction and mystery.

    That’s one more thing you want to do this weekend.

  • Five Nigerian Songs That Deserve Movie Adaptations

    Nollywood doesn’t get enough credit. While it is recognised for its productivity – it is the 3rd largest movie industry in the world – and for exporting Nigerian culture, what most people won’t tell you is that Nollywood is also a place where dreams come true, whether they’re good dreams or nightmares. It’s a place where any idea is good enough, as long as you have enough money to bring it to life.

    Why? No, Why? Why did these have to happen?

    That’s the only explanation for movies like “BlackBerry Babes” and “Beyonce vs. Rihanna”. Nollywood has an unhealthy obsession with Nigerian pop culture – and it often shows in the most honest way possible: by re-adapting popular songs & trends for the small screen. Needless to say, not all these movies are anything to be proud of.

    We can’t stand the Nollywood slander anymore (even if we do our fair share of that thankless job from time to time) so we decided to help. Burna Boy’s new album, African Giant is getting all the buzz now, and it’s only a matter of time till someone gets the smelly idea to turn “Different” into a movie about Nigerian women that love marijuana. If you know someone in Nollywood who’s hungry for inspiration, please tell them to place their focus here instead. These are a few songs you can make into movies instead.

    • Omawumi – “If You Ask Me”

    You don’t name a song “If You Ask Me,” unless you have bombshells that you think people should hear. If an artist has ever successfully compressed the Nigerian spirit of drama into a song, it was this one. Omawumi spent four minutes teasing us with gossip that she never really let on till the end.

    The highlight was the music video, which interpreted each verse as a different story about Nigerians misbehaving. And just in case anyone in Nollywood is worried about shocking the existing audience, they shouldn’t be. The stories look written for Nollywood; there’s a pregnant teenager, some cheating, the usual works. So there you go Zeb Ejiro; one song, three storylines and free visual templates or expo. You’re welcome.

    • 2face – “E Be Like Say”

    One of the more frequent criticism against about some Nigerian art is that they never truly reflect the state of society. Nollywood has the best medium to change this. And if they’re on the hunt for inspiration, look no further than 2face’s “E Be Like Say”, which sounds like someone did a survey of Nigerians’ feeling before all the elections ever and made it into a song. I can already see this movie in my head; think of a movie about revolution.

    It’s the end of a dismal president’s tenure, and young Nigerians simply can’t take it anymore. Except, instead of protesting redundant leaders ahead of the new elections, they just gather at campaign rallies and leave immediately after refreshments are shared. When the elections arrive, someone on Twitter puts out a poll asking people to choose between fried yam and fried potato. “Fried Yam” ends up getting more votes than all the candidates combined.

    • Eedris Abdulkareem’s “Jaga Jaga”

    One of my unpopular opinions is that Nigeria at the moment feels like the prequel to Mad Max. Sometimes, it’s a great place to be in, but on other days, it’s like what happened before the world became a dusty landscape with fierce war boys and a bloodthirsty man-baby as king. Sometime in the early 2000s, a Nigerian rapper called Eedris Abdulkareem made the musical version of that prequel.

    The chaos of “Jaga Jaga” is only comparable to the chaos it describes. That’s why we think it needs to be a movie. Imagine political commentary plus 90 minutes of a hopeful society descending into anarchy. We can finally see whether Solomon Dalung starts the militia he’s been dressing for since 2015. They think Nollywood doesn’t have the range; this is one of the ways you people can show them.

    • Adekunle Gold and Simi’s “No Forget

    I shed a few thug tears when I first heard this song and a few more when I saw the music video. Adekunle and Simi’s love story had been years old by the time they made “No Forget”, which made all the hugging and sobbing feel even more real. In a way, the song is a metaphor for their real-life relationship.

    The two are now married, which would be the best conclusion to the scenario they painted in the music video. Do I need to outrightly say it? This is in essence a real story waiting to be adapted into the abroad love story in the music video. I need to get paid for this shit.

    • Maleek Berry’s “Lost In The World”

    This remorseful love song is on this list because it sounds like the soundtrack to a movie that never got made. In it, Maleek describes a woman who he loved so much he would have given her his last name. Only that she got caught in material distractions and eventually, got lost in the world.

    If any scriptwriter sits with this song, it might end up being the easiest script they ever wrote. The lyrics are so descriptive that you wonder if Mr Berry wasn’t trying to talk to someone. Whether or not he was, the movie version of this song will be yet another tool in the hands of overbearing parents and guardians which is enough to make it one of the biggest Nigerian movies whenever it drops.

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  • Kizz Daniel’s #FvckYouChallenge Has Dragged Us Back

    If the story of your life can be told in a series of popular hashtags, odds are the #MannequinChallenge was the first time you saw a song ride social media’s wings to Hitsville.

    Building on the strength of a couple of hit singles, Kizz Daniel launched his #FvckYouChallenge sometime in March to promote his single “Fvck You” and stay at the top of your feed. In the days since he announced it via IG, the singer has reposted well over 30 entries.

    In just less than two months, Kizz Daniel’s #FvckYouChallenge has become many things – an opportunity for underdogs and emerging talents to strut their stuff, a chance for familiar faces to re-assert their presence and proof of the music industry’s endless mediocrity and misogyny. Kizz Daniel has also managed to drag us back into the dark ages.

    The premise of the #FvckYouChallenge is pretty clear. Kizz discovers a love interest’s sexual encounters with his colleagues and proceeds to drag her for her promiscuity (“Olosho come be your hobby”). This is a very familiar story.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BvUXKLbgGGG/
    Kizz Daniel’s video launching the #FvckYouChallenge

    If art is about storytelling and expression, then every work should be inherently different. But that is not what happens in this case. Instead, most of Kizz Daniel’s peers only try to tell the story better than the man; even if that means going wildly overboard.

    No one deserves handcuffs for this more than Chinko Ekun who takes it up a notch and describes a nymphomaniac. Chinko describes her escapades like a torture session, before suggesting that this person has had their genitals tampered with like a transsexual.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvdq2OkARDS/

    2/10 for lack of effort.

    Ice Prince’s entry has a great opening montage that promises something more refined. What you get instead is everything we’ve come to expect from Zamani by now.

    Ice Prince shows up in full music video persona and rhymes something with ‘bomboclaat‘ in the first four bars. It doesn’t change much from there.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvmph8kAAlx/

    3.5 for being a clone of his own damn self.

    By now, you’re probably wondering if this #FvckYouChallenge is all about degrading sexually libertine women. The answer is yes. Some of the entries are so crass and self-indulgent that you wonder if Saint Janet, the queen of fuji parody. did some ghostwriting.

    Take DMW’s resident rapper for instance.

    Nothing about Dremo’s verse works. He manages to get verbally abusive at this imaginary babe before using the magic word – ‘prostitute’. The nadir of this very earnest disaster is a failed joke – Dremo thinks the babe’s face should be the new DMW logo seeing as she’s spent nights with all the members of the team.

    We’ll assume Dremo somehow can’t remember the current face on the DMW logo is a little girl.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BvkSYCpAO3y/

    Skiibii’s second coming has blessed us with two hits in quick succession (“Sensima”, “Onyeoma”) but even that good fortune could not breathe life into his take on Kizz Daniel’s challenge – which is practically a more intense version of the original.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/Bve8zK6A5kk/

    That’s not the entire story though. Kizz Daniel’s intentions may have been to turn this hashtag into an inanimate vehicle for his newest single, and as anyone with an Apple Music account can confirm, it’s working. The biggest beneficiaries, however, are the next rated acts using it to get noticed.

    Challenges like this have unearthed waves of talent since Don Jazzy’s Enigma freestyle forced everyone with a pen and a notepad to drop a quick 16, myself inclusive. If there’s one artist whose entry makes you want to hear his music, it’s a hard draw between Cheque and Jujuboy.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvn1Cr-Ait5/

    “Now they know you meant it when you said “Fxck My Niggaz,” might be the standout line from Cheque’s freestyle, but within 60 seconds, the PentHauze signee is the only one who suggests he could have made a better song than Kizz Daniel did.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BvtNiFYg1Un/

    Jujuboy impresses nearly as much. He may not be one of the more popular next-rated acts but Jujuboy is as likely as any of his contemporaries to break the mainstream. His biggest strengths, melody and composition, are more than evident here.

    Life after G Worldwide has been nice to Kizz Daniel, yet the strength of his run since doesn’t quite explain how big #FvckYouChallenge has gotten. It’s easy to forget that Poe’s lukewarm Triple Homicide challenge is only weeks old, and the last song to ride interactions to the top of the charts was Wizkid’s “Fever”.

    Where Starboy’s last single relies on his star power, Kizz Daniel’s challenge works because it’s relatable. And that connection comes from raw, bare-bellied misogyny.

    See, misogyny in Nigerian music doesn’t cry out from the hilltops like say, trap. It’s nicely tucked away in the middle pages, like the very common feeling that women come under the dominion of any successful musician.

    Thanks to the #FvckYouChallenge, we can safely throw away whatever illusions we had of how progressive Nigerian hip-hop and music, as a whole, have become.

    More than two-thirds of the best entries for the #FvckYouChallenge are done by men – an obvious outcome. When women try it, they make a worthy attempt to subvert the trope, except they end up staying on topic and doing some shaming of their own too.

    Simi’s entry is a case for the unheard party. She assumes the role of this shamed slay queen. According to her, the only reason she’s getting all this hate because she just didn’t give it up. So she proceeds to shame the men too.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BvoZaBMADds/

    I’d rather not do this but it’s worth pointing out that Victoria Kimani single-handedly destroys any case for women as the voices of reason. Instead, she gives us more proof of the same high-handedness and sense of superiority that fuelled Dremo’s angry rant.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvye3MUogen/

    In a verse that’s more memorable for autotune that the human who used it, Vicky from Kenya accuses Ycee of stealing her verses, Tiwa Savage of sleeping around and blocking her blessings and everyone else for taking her love for granted. It’s hard to watch – ironic, given that this is the #FvckYouChallenge in its purest form.

    The few musicians who chose to look at the bigger picture are the ones who expose the real problem with Kizz Daniel’s challenge.

    Social media has changed music like nothing else in recent history. Virality has turned obscure singers into global superstars and unearthed the most unusual talents in the most unlikely places. It brought us closer to our faves and made them a part of our lives and vice versa.

    But in doing so, it has exposed us to their less glorious moments, the brain farts that get fast-tracked into reality. Now we have front row seats to the regressive aspects of the culture that would ordinarily go on behind the scenes.

    Your favourite rapper thinks women owe him sex.
    Your WCW is an irresponsible crybaby.
    Fraudsters and Nigerian musicians are part of the same value chain.
    Your favourite singers are joining fraternities.

    The irony of Kizz Daniel’s FvckYouChallenge is that it is exposed for what it is by an artist who is notorious for being self-indulgent and entitled.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BvorgGtgODP/

    Most fans of Nigerian hip-hop know Vector’s lavish taste for alliterative non-bars by now. His repeated use of “all of una” however, refers to the fact that this sex thing everyone has been talking about is actually a very interesting cycle, because if all of una know all the groupies’ wey don run level with all of una, who all of una day talk about? The answer is – All of una.

    Kizz Daniel’s challenge has fulfilled its purpose, but in doing so, it exposed the soft underbelly of the industry by forcing uninspired artists to spontaneously make music on a subject that is too close to their comfort zone.

    One minute, you’re happy that Nigerian rappers are finally fixing up. Then you realise the majority of them didn’t get the memo – it’s 2019 and slut-shaming the same women you’ve been sleeping with is not a good look.

    Your favourite artist is a groupie too.

  • Adekunle Gold And Simi Are Absolute Couple Goals In The Music Video For ‘No Forget’
    When the talented Adekunle Gold and Nigerian sweetheart, Simi linked up to bless us with the soothing love song, No Forget, greatness was all that ensued and now the music is out, right in time for Valentine’s Day.

    Going by his music video history, ‘No Forget’ is proof that Adekunle Gold will always come through with interesting visuals.

    Directed by Clarence Peters, the romantic video features the dramatic Ayo Mogaji and is basically the best music video you’ll see this February.

    If you’re not single to stupor like some of us, watch the mush-filled video below. And if you don’t have bae, watch the video and use it as a point of prayer, you’re welcome!

  • ​Falz’s ‘Soldier’ Video Is Already The Best Nigerian Movie of 2016
    So Falz Da Bahd guy dropped a new music video and the mini movie is already a challenge to Nollywood. These are the thoughts that crossed our mind while watching it.

    Leggo!

    Of course it’s by Bahd Guys Records.

    Ah! This one is a movie oh.

    Yes! Adeyemi Okanlawon! This is Clarence Peters handwork too.

    Ah! Indeed this is a movie!

    Is this view from a helicopter or a drone?

    Falz has become a news reporter. Lmao! Shawn Stober.

    Ah! They kidnapped Simi.

    Rescue mission on the way!

    Lmao! See Adeyemi’s face. Looks like the rescue mission was successful.

    Okay. Flashback.

    Liking how local they went for the video.

    Fine boys, no pimples.

    Aww. He’s going to surprise his bae.

    It’s like they’re not a couple yet. See the serious eye she’s giving him.

    Yasss! The song has begun. Skip to 5:25 mins if you don’t want to watch the drama.

    Her friends are not nice oh. All this shege for one person.

    Nice ad placement.

    Nawa oh. Stand off because of love.

    Eh heh! Sexy teacher.

    Falz has become a stalker. She doesn’t want oh.

    The Yoruba mother has arrived. Lmao! He is finished!

    Eh ya. Look at him. Because of a girl.

    She finally changed her mind. Lol!

    This bomb blast na one in town!

    They kidnapped all the girls!

    Wow! See abs! See chocolate abs!

    Adeyemi is using Simi to blackmail him.

    What?! There’s part three?! Seriously?! It has turned into a Nollywood movie series! And it was about to get really good too!

    Is this a music video or a movie? Either way, we love it! It was rather entertaining. This is obviously the continuation of the Jamb Question video.  Although Adeyemi is the bad guy here, we still like him jaare! Falz and Simi have undeniable chemistry and they’re really great actors. This video is obviously a combination of good music and good cinematography. Definitely looking forward to part three!

    Watch the full video here.