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Did your parents give you enough beans when you were growing up? If they did, then you’re probably around 6’0″ and above. Either way, we created a quiz that can guess your current height (pretty accurately, if we do say so ourselves).

Take to see if we nailed it:

NerdEfiko

March 11, 2020

Quizzes

height, Nigeria, Quiz, Short, Top performing quiz
Even though Rema only broke out less than a year ago, thanks to the well-deserved success of his eponymous debut EP, it legitimately feels like the Mavin Records signee has been around for a lot longer.

With the sheer amount of quality content he’s put out since his big break — two follow-up projects and a flurry of hit singles — it’s not hard to see why his career feels more long-spanning than it actually is.

Thankfully, 2020 doesn’t look to be any different for the tireless star. Over the weekend, he dropped the first episode of Rema’s Realm, a four-minute short that follows he and his gang robbing a supermarket.

Everything Rema has put out so far, whether it’s an IG post or a music video, feels very intentional, serving as a window into his vastly creative mind. The engaging Rema’s Realm, which he wrote, is just his latest avenue.

For the short, Rema smartly enlisted the same team behind his award-winning “Dumebi” music video — a clip that played a very vital part in shaping his image.

Speaking about Rema’s vision, the director, Ademola Falomo said:

“We embarked on this as the first of a series of visuals aimed at unveiling this version of Rema. It is simply Rema sharing more of himself with his fans.”

The short’s producer, Ebuka Nwobu continued:

“Rema is a very intelligent guy. He’s very aware of his place in pop culture and very intentional about what he wants his impact in the game to be. This makes him more open to relatively risky ideas.”

With Rema, we are witnessing the exciting rise of a rare Nigerian star — one that not only relies on creating and performing music to connect with his fast-growing audience.

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NerdEfiko

February 3, 2020

Pop

Afropop, Rema, Short
1. You will always have space for your legs in buses.

So you don’t have to rush for the front seat.
2. You can secretly shop for clothes in the children’s section of stores.

And people will never know!
3. You will never be too tall for a bed.

Also your legs will never stick out from under your blanket.
4. You can fit in small spaces if you ever need to hide.

You never know when a serial killer will come after you.
5. You never have to worry about hitting your head on stuff.

So all you have to do now is sit back and wait for it to happen to the tall people. Lol
6. People will think you’re younger than you actually are.

Sometimes they’ll just wonder if you’re an old looking child or a really short adult.
7. Children will love you.

Because they’ll think you’re one of them. LOL!
8. People will instinctively want to protect and look out for you.

If you’re a terrible person, don’t expect this to apply to you.
9. You will always get to be in the front of every group picture.

This is a good thing. Now, everybody will properly see your slay!
10. You can use your tall friends to shield yourself from the sun.

They make fun of you all the time. The least they can do is protect you from the sun.
11. You get to sit on a bench and swing your legs.

Remember when you were a kid and you would do this? This is a chance for you to relive your childhood.
12. You get the chance to say this.

Even if most times it’s not true.
13. You will ALWAYS be seen as adorable.

Cute and cuddly. Just like Timmy from Passions.
As you’ve read about the advantages of being short, read this next article about the struggles of a fat person in Nigeria.

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Astor George

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Funny, Life, Nigerian, Person, Short, Short Person

1. You will always have space for your legs in buses.

2. You can secretly shop for clothes in the children’s section of stores.

3. You will never be too tall for a bed.

4. You can fit in small spaces if you ever need to hide.

5. You never have to worry about hitting your head on stuff.

6. People will think you’re younger than you actually are.

7. Children will love you.

8. People will instinctively want to protect and look out for you.

9. You will always get to be in the front of every group picture.

10. You can use your tall friends to shield yourself from the sun.

11. You get to sit on a bench and swing your legs.

12. You get the chance to say this.

13. You will ALWAYS be seen as adorable.

As you’ve read about the advantages of being short, read this next article about the struggles of a fat person in Nigeria.