1. “No change o”
2. “Praise Tha Lord”
3. “There’s go-slow”
4. “Two more chance’
5. “Excuse me sister, can I know your name?”
6. “Abeg, I wan buy fuel’
7. ‘Driver, I want to ease myself’
8. “I go join your change together”
9. “Aunty, dress abeg”
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1. “You are right.”
2. “I am sorry.”
3. “I love you.”
4. “You’re not feeling fine? You don’t have to go to school today.”
5. “Do you want to go to church?”
6. “Can I come into your room?”
7. “You got a C? At least you tried your best.”
8. “I came second in class.”
9. “Don’t worry, I’ll wash the dishes.”
10. “Yes, you can become a rapper.”
11. “You can keep the change.”
12. “What do you want to eat?”
13. “Let’s talk about sex.”
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1. “I’ll just be staying for some time.”
2. “You cannot greet abi?”
3. “You don’t remember me again?”
4. “See how you just look like your mummy.”
5. “Is it me you are giving something with your left hand?”
6. “How are your studies?”
7. “So, do you have a gehfriend?”
8. “You did not buy anything for me?”
9. “You’ve added weight oh!”
10. “When will we come for your own wedding?”
11. “Go and change the channel to Africa Magic.”
12. “Am I your mate?”
13. “I hope you will be cooking for your husband.”
14. “Use it to buy biscuit.”
15. This phone conversation we have all had: